I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

[MoP]

Yeah, you know, marriage and all.

[Nagash]

Has something to do with dropping to one's knee and saying "will you marry me?".

[MoP]

And then going to church, getting ringed like the next pigeon and never have sex again.

[Nagash]

What would you need a church for?

[MoP]

To burn it down and roast some boar above it's glowing ashes, obviously.

[Nagash]

That's a good idea.

[Kain]

I second that idea.

[MoP]

Great! Now all we have to do is wait for invitations from Atla.

[Nagash]

And to prepare our arson's tools.

[MoP]

I have them in my garage, always ready to use.

[Kain]

Good man MoP, good Man.

"I have an American Dream it involves black masks and gasoline"

[Atla]

Rofl - I may use that as my Facebook status one day Kain.

And a boar roasting would be awesome, minus the church burning you damned barbaric heathens.

The sex will continue, regardless of wedding rings or wakefulness.

[Kain]

Alas I cannae claim credit on the line as it is the song title from Rise Against, from one of their earlier albums, regardless it remains a badass line period.

[Nagash]

That, and Rise Against is pretty cool.

[MoP]

And a boar roasting would be awesome, minus the church burning you damned barbaric heathens.

Are you a mosque burner then? Racist! Tssk!

[Nagash]

Mosques are too plasticy to burn to my taste. Churches contain more wood and are more solid too. Makes for better burning.

[Kain]

Depends on the church, a lot of churches are stone and don't burn very well.

[MoP]

You have to stack christians around them churches first. They burn pretty good.

[Kain]

Not a half bad idea.

[Nagash]

And the stone ones usually have wooden interiors.


But no burning of pretty churches. Especially Italian Duomos. That would be a waste of perfectly fine - if a bit religiously warped - art.