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Angelique = Venus

Post by Nagash » Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:00 pm

"Angelique!" You priests call out his name, "Protect us from our enemies with your divine confusion." A deep fog descends around you, hiding your land from its enemies.



It all fits. Angelique is a bloke in the guise of a female (hence 'his' name), with divine confusion as an important attribute ("OMG" and "@!@!@!@" anyone?).

It all fits. :shock:
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Re: Angelique = Venus

Post by MoP » Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:34 pm

That explains the smell of that fog...
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Re: Angelique = Venus

Post by Atla » Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:41 pm

Speaking of females, do you guys know how cool it'd be if those wierd little hula-hoop vagina rings that girls use for birthcontrol GLOWED in the dark?

It'd be like opening a treasure chest!

And if it gets stuck on your wennie, you can pull out and pretend like your in a rave.
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Re: Angelique = Venus

Post by bvaughan » Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:21 pm

After reading the first post you wouldnt imagine this thread would get much weirder than it already is but then Atla comes along....
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Re: Angelique = Venus

Post by owly » Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:57 pm

This thread about V and not one shemale joke.....

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Re: Angelique = Venus

Post by MoP » Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:15 pm

Atla wrote:Speaking of females

Errr.... Noone did...
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Re: Angelique = Venus

Post by Venus » Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:45 pm

Mean People!!!

look!!! u made me use capital letters damnit!
Wow do i need a new signature or what. suggestions??
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Re: Angelique = Venus

Post by owly » Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:22 pm

The mighty V
Queen bee of the sea
With a penis as long as a ski
And she has three boobs to me
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Re: Angelique = Venus

Post by Atla » Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:28 am

Hey - I'm just saying it'd make it easier to find the right hole when lights are out.

Thats all.
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Re: Angelique = Venus

Post by Nagash » Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:12 am

bvaughan wrote:After reading the first post you wouldnt imagine this thread would get much weirder than it already is but then Atla comes along....

Indeed. Bravo, master Atla! :lol:


And owly, as long as a ski? He'd have to register that as a weapon. :P
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Re: Angelique = Venus

Post by Venus » Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:06 am

SHE
not he!!!!
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Re: Angelique = Venus

Post by MoP » Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:51 am

Sure....
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Re: Angelique = Venus

Post by Nagash » Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:21 pm

Venus wrote:SHE
not he!!!!

Sorry, dude...
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Re: Angelique = Venus

Post by bigSparky » Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:59 pm

Venus wrote:SHE
not he!!!!

Finally someone caught it. Nagash has only been saying "he" since the first post, rofl.
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Re: Angelique = Venus

Post by owly » Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:16 pm

The proper terminology is Shim......
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Re: Angelique = Venus

Post by Venus » Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:11 am

i catch it i usually just ignore it:Ppp
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Re: Angelique = Venus

Post by bigSparky » Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:36 am

Oh, I knew you caught it. I guess I really should have directed that at Owly.
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Re: Angelique = Venus

Post by owly » Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:39 am

What did i do?
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Re: Angelique = Venus

Post by bigSparky » Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:18 am

owly wrote:This thread about V and not one shemale joke.....

Shame on you
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Re: Angelique = Venus

Post by MoP » Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:38 am

Venus wrote:i catch it i usually just ignore it:Ppp

If you want us to stop talking about your penis, quit mentioning it yourself, silly.
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