So... I think I made a baby last night.

[Nagash]

He is, but only if they get shot.

[Atla]

Hey wait a damned second.

What the hell does asymptomatic mean?!

Is that bad?

It'd be just my luck to not wear a condom once, and catch some sort of penis-killer. You pro-abortion people do it all the time and you guys never die off from anything!

[Gerien]

What the hell does asymptomatic mean?!

Is that bad?

Not if you don't mind taking 16 pills a day for the rest of your life.

[Venus]

lol why just girls from the north:Pp

and omfg atla
wear a condom dude. my 13 year old knows better sex ed than u do!@

[owly]

What the hell does asymptomatic mean?!

Adjective: asymptomatic ey'symtu'matik
Having no symptoms of illness or disease

[Atla]

I was drunk! And she was wet!

Not my freaking FAULT!

I always wear condoms, but this one time... and the whole world crumbles!

[Gerien]

I was drunk!

Not my freaking FAULT!

I wish I could convince my virus of that...

[owly]

For you atla....

http://roylie.tripod.com/id8.html



13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis

[Teanos]

Does it burn when you pee yet?

[Atla]

No... does that mean I'm clean?!

[Gerien]

No. Symptoms my not develop for months - if at all.

Chlamydia

Definition

Chlamydia is a disease caused by the bacteria Chlamydia trachomatis. It is most commonly sexually transmitted.
Causes

Chlamydia infection is the most common sexually transmitted disease in the United States. Sexually active individuals and individuals with multiple partners are at highest risk.
Symptoms

As many as 1 in 4 men with chlamydia have no symptoms. In men, chlamydia may produce symptoms similar to gonorrhea.

[Atla]

Oh fuck me

[owly]

But that's what did it

[Venus]

only if u use a condom !

[Atla]

only if u use a condom !

Wait...what? OKAY!

[Nato]

The possibility of contracting HIV should at least scare you into wearing a condom. It's some very real shit that happens to every sort of person.

Free HIV testing in North Carolina

Getting your ass tested.


Stop contaminating the slut pool with your dirty penis!

[Atla]

Er, I just got tested two weeks ago for the HIV by the Chief Medical Officer at the unit.

I guess mebbe he ought to do it again.

-cry-

I don't want my bore punched by some doc with a cotton swab! ;(

[Gerien]

I don't want my bore punched by some doc with a cotton swab! ;(

Huh? HIV tests are done by blood or oral secretion (swabbing the inside of your cheek). I think someone is taking advantage of you.

PS- HIV antibodies can take up to 6 months to develop and be seen in an HIV test, though usually they show up within a month after exposure. There is something called Post Exposure Prophylaxis. If started within 72 hours of exposure (perhaps longer - worth looking into) it MAY keep you from developing HIV. It's a one month intensive regimen of anti-retroviral pills that must be taken religiously.

[Atla]

Oh, I know they do the blood test for HIV/Syphilis.

I meant the bore punching for all the other cooties.

Dammit.

I'm glad I only kissed her on the mouth though.

[Teanos]

Did you bother to ask her if she's got the HIV?
I mean, you could just make her get tested.