POO strikes The Free(TFC)

[Tara]

...I am glad to have the opportunity to kill something and/or die a glorious death. Sometimes I just have to type something even when the small smart part of me screams delete delete demmit.

Oh BL *gigglesighsandwatchestroopsrunamuck&runaway*
I couldn't agree more, especially the screamin-delete-part. tee!

Here's one "deletedelete" for ya: "OMGosh, BL!? THAT BL!? Hey, yer in our guild this age! (and here we talk amongst myselves) oh hey wait man, do you have turns!? duuuuuude, wish ya were around at 2AM this morning cuz demmmmiittt!
But do you have turns? Hit me up. (yes, I am smirkin on that one) Derp. (deletedeletedelete-nooo-wedon'tdelete!-"laugh") and why not make this one a welcome back to muh G at that. There's a good snicker for some heathen. Hmmm hmmmmm!! An' also Gobbiewenchielovins to our Grunt should've visited you when we had the chance (RL & just now last night in-game since I can't now after some one'ya heathen lit-up all muh money-makers! fuckers! lol)


(looks over it all. well. I think at some point we had an interpreter, hmm. think that was Elfie's idea-that wenchie needs interpreter. oh well. we'll get Elfie back or. you interpret us yourselves. that'll be fun. hookah anyone?)

[Stee Jans]

Definitely need an interpreter here.

[Tara]

Stee, it's all good man. Either our Wenchies will return or I'll hire my own new interpreter for-so you can understand the words that comeoutta my mouth *smiles sweetly* There could be a handbook, Ways to Raise a Wenchling; Wenchie friends an' their folks; and, The Trout.

*le'sigh*
It's war thread times that I miss muh wenchies the most.
They always came with the best Cabana boys.

[Gili]

that top gobbo realm just doesn't wanna give up its land does it, good work

[Tara]

Gili, in short - nope! Surrrre don't! Work for it baby.

I'll give the land back (as in downsize it) before I see it fall to yer dem heathen hands!
Just like I did with all the land I took off Pistol. May have only been in on control's but yanno what, used those CS's against his kdm for about 5K acres or more, dropped it all till the last bunch. What we have, that's my land now. You can't have it back. Unless yer pirateyfishy people can raise the troops to kill the goblinz that protect the land that Tara built. =)

*Looks out at dem war fields - reads reports on "that top gobo realm" and
I love you guys too. I can just see my gobbiez runnin amuck!

An' look! Weez STILL have more land % built than Gruntlie!
*points an' giggles* Haha Grunt! Naa-naa-nee-dung-dung!

Hey Grunt! - wanna race muh gobbiez outta "restore" when this is over? lol

Oooo more NEWS!! Oh y'guys shouldn't have! *runs off to see more carnage an' fires an' goblinz runnin amuck! Hooray for war! Speaking of which, good job on building a war-guild ya POO people, gotta give it when due ... well, ya have the means for a war guild, we'll see if all of ya know (or remember) how to run with it.
Or will we sneak back up on yas an Smack! ?... where's that trout-thingie again anyway...*wanders away*

[Stee Jans]

I'd like to formally request peace. We're at the point where we are not going to be able to drag you down without dooming ourselves to constant attrition, so seems to be little point in continuing. Add in the fact that I am currently traveling and unable to conduct any form of coordination, and TFC's position isn't very good.

Ceasefire is bannered until we get confirmation.

[Blacklock]

lol it might be crazy but I understood what Tara was saying. I am just sorry I missed out on the fun of a coordinated strike, I waited around for an extra hour but ended up falling asleep. Next war we shall destroy things:)

[Pistol]

Peace is now on our banner.

Tara I ballsed up - I was forced to work this weekend on the railway (it has to be a crisis when I go onto track to actually work) so my internet access was limited to phone so my hits against you were not efficient - next time ill do better

[Gili]

Thanks for the war guys, sorry it was a bit naff...feel free to return the favour sometime

[riseendreev]

Thanks for the war guys, sorry it was a bit naff...feel free to return the favour sometime

Love this part... It's like saying: Sure you can have your candies back but allow us to eat it first... lol..

[Tara]

*lol@rissendreev* I've shared "ABC" gum before, I'd don't mind takin candy back sometimes ;> I have high heathen immunities built-up so deyz cooties don't make me sick.

I rebuilt one and restored the other, see how that goes.

I also wanna see which choice Grunt makes. Or are y'guys feeding him cash while he rebuilds instead? cuz if that's the case an' he gets robbed, dun come lookin at me! lol

[Blacklock]

Thanks for the war guys, sorry it was a bit naff...feel free to return the favour sometime

Love this part... It's like saying: Sure you can have your candies back but allow us to eat it first... lol..

Kind of makes you look at POO in a new light. Though that is probably wrong on a few different levels.

[Gili]

lmao!

apologies for the late removal of the war dec, only noticed it earlier