We POO-t a LAW to END it

Jokingjoe · Post by **Jokingjoe** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:46 am

Heh, Gili goes to war like I do--with a drink in hand!

riseendreev · Post by **riseendreev** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:59 am

I just bring someone to the grave....

Is that the one who grabs my land?

It is lonely down there so, i need a company...

Sideon · Post by **Sideon** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:10 am

I was badly injured and wounded so I ask my right hand riseendreev for peace, common risee!

clark kent · Post by **clark kent** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:20 am

told you guys it was hard to uphit when a newbie like me is around your corner

peace peace peace

Post by **Gili** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:23 am

Ashin wrote:The full armies of City of Thieves(50005) invaded your lands!
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You cannot help but laugh. City of Thieves\'s forces were annihilated. You lost nothing. 14 of your peasants were killed in the attack.

Hey Gili, why are you attacking me for? not all Angelique look alike.

Yeah sorry about that. Seems i hit you twice to break the ambush for Ricardo...i must have mistyped whooops! Looks like you didn't lose anything, other than perhaps your 4 turns, so hopefully no harm done

Post by **Gili** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:21 pm

If any leader types are about, give me a poke on here.... or PM and we both declare peace.

Post by **Gili** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:28 pm

As with gtalk peace is bannered. Best of luck with the rest of the age, no doubt we'll fight again I'm sure.

Twas fun

Kensington · Post by **Kensington** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:20 pm

Kensington was awoken by a loud banging.

He vowed it was the last time he took a room next to the brothel.

Gathering his belongings he made his way across town to his latest Keep, a small maisonette by the seaside. Knocking on the door he summoned his servant Keto.

'Keto' he knocked some more ' Open the bloody door!'

The door disintegrated and was launched across the road with Keto, foot outstretched in mid kick.

'Not now Keto!' screamed Kensington

Keto apologised bowing low and approaching Kensington.

'NOW Keto' muttered Kensington and kicked him in the balls.

Keto slid to the ground whimpering and Kensington continued into the maisonette looking for some wine.

Keto followed on behind muttering something about 'Shit'.

On the 5th muttering Kensington turned and asked Keto what he was on about.

'Shit!' said Keto pointing at Kensington.

'No bloody wages!' responded Kensington.

'SHIT!' shouted Keto louder.

'Look my man, you are beginning to aggravate me' replied Kensington 'What in Letos name are you on about!

Keto consulted his local regional dialect app on his I-Pad, 'Sheet' 'Manure' 'Pooooooooo!'

Kensington looked up, 'Aha Poo! what message have they?'

'Piss my lord' said Keto

Kensington drop kicked Keto into the garbage chute, picked up the I-pad and gave the app 1 star.

'Peace' he muttered.

Aeropagitica · Post by **Aeropagitica** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:07 pm

A good read. The confusion of battle sets in. A little mis direction, and little misfire. A few more peasants dying of laughter...

Post by **Gili** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 9:49 am

Spoils of war...

Our raiders caught a caravan leaving LAW_REALM. We took 2,255,888 from the fools.
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Our raiders caught a caravan leaving LAW_REALM. We took 24,265,172 from the fools.
2013-06-20 01:39:52 Delete
Our raiders caught a caravan leaving LAW_REALM. We took 4,425,648 from the fools.
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Our raiders caught a caravan leaving LAW_REALM. We took 8,304,577 from the fools.
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Our raiders caught a caravan leaving LAW_REALM. We took 45,382,334 from the fools.
2013-06-19 22:45:30

...In other news, 3 of your caravans are probably still needed to be cleared

Sideon · Post by **Sideon** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 3:47 pm

Perhaps, that money helps a lot on your current war, right? Can you return it to us with interest?

Post by **Gili** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:03 pm

Sideon wrote:Perhaps, that money helps a lot on your current war, right? Can you return it to us with interest?

It hindered it actually. After posting this i thought...I've kinda just told everyone there is a lot of cash in my realm. So sent half to my other realm. Then when it came to the hit i wans't able to fund other people from my usual ill-gotten gains lol

Post by **Kaz** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 8:35 pm

So are you saying we should loot the other realm instead?

Post by **Gili** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 8:47 pm

Kaz wrote:So are you saying we should loot the other realm instead?

I spent it all on Minotaurs, no mazes uncleared in Gili-land

Post by **Gili** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 1:03 pm

LAW - can you please check your UG targets. You are currently feeding on POO (hehe). >2k acres has been taken from one of our new members. These UG's sought us out after being hounded by the dogs of LAW

They are now under the banner of POO and thus any attacks on them are considered attacks on us.

( i poked you on Gtalk but you weren't about, so here is a thread that perhaps your members might spot before hitting again )

riseendreev · Post by **riseendreev** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 1:59 pm

Ohh, we were just finishing our decor and gardens. So that's were those stray. Nevermind, we will look the other way soon..

For us they were UG until they became Pirates...

Post by **Gili** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:21 pm

True the timing could be seen like that. Please update your scouts on them, and then it shouldn't happen again

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