Hi. I'm Bob Kevoi... Raknarak! I'm Raknarak!

[Raknarak]

I'm Raknarak.







Oh! You want more? Ok. I'm married to a great woman who has had many reasons to kill me in my sleep, but loves me as much as I love her. I have 3.5 kids(Don't you hate people that count kids that way?). 2 girls, 1 boy(I will hurt whomever makes that reference) and 1 Whoknows. I live in The Boring Unknown, we just call it Western Kansas. I tend to ramble a lot, making me crappy at debates, but the perfect distraction for when you want to get the flag(Halo 2 reference). I am a bit of a gamer. I play bass guitar. I enjoy most types of music. I have a warped sense of humor that I can usually hide, but this place tends to draw out some of it.

Want to know more? Reply to my ad with a pic of yourself and we'll see what happens! XOXO

[Immigrant]

...not my type (no mention of long walks on the beach - deal breaker)

wb!

So the .5 is a bun in the oven? Congrats!

[Tara]

I know I'm late but, I voted for the whips n' chains. We'll talk later.

[Vox]

I voted for the whips n' chains. We'll talk later.

Promises promises, do you always have to be such a tease? ;p

[Tara]

hmm..yes! however.. ;p~

[Nagash]

Rumour has it that our beloved Tara's lashes can kill a man. And that's not just her eyelashes...

[Sakkara]

Tara's lashes have nothing on mine

[Raknarak]

I completely forgot I made this thread, and I've been running around on my Soup alt. *Shakes head*

Immigrant... Yuppers, .5 is the little bun in the oven. Thankee!

Tara... *Winks* Call me.

Sakkie... *HUGGERS* HIYA!

[Tara]

....I would call yas, right now, if I had yer fuckin number, asshole! pffft!

[Tara]

Tara's lashes have nothing on mine

Damn right! I learned from the best wench right there!! *snugglies up with Sakkie*-hey lady, how yew dooin? *giggles*...I heard someone around here doesn't know wtf a barcalounger is....can yas imagine!?

[owly]

barcalounger isn't that the singing of sea songs? i bet i'm wrong.....

[Venus]

i know what it is!!!

[Nagash]

Furniture with 1920s design (damn, it's ugly )?

[MoP]

Be a bit friendlier for Venus, Naggie. He's having a tough time already and it's not his fault he's from the 1920s.

[Nagash]

His being old doesn't account for his bad taste.

[MoP]

But it does explain his horrid design.

[Raknarak]

I know what a Barcalounger is! *ROFL* That Old Man Rak-impersonator at the NPP Inn (Go there! Join the fun!) doesn't know gis head from a hole in the ground!!!!!

Tara... Hmmm... If I give you my number, do you promise to call me and breathe heavy, drunk text me, and send random pictures that I may or may not know wtf the subject was?

Nag and MoP... I am so tempted to invest in a taser specially made for the two of you, but I just can't actually do it. It's like watching two sugared up intelligent kids running through a toy store. I just can't wait to see what is coming next. Though, I imagine that the sitter (Venus) may end up whooping some arse, soon. Then again, maybe I'm waiting to see that, too. *ROFL*

Owly... Wasn't the singing of sea songs banned in most countries after the advent of auto-tuning?

Man, I love this site.

[Nagash]

When you speak of Venus' arse which is going to sit on me, I get this strange, warm feeling in my pants...


Does that make me bisexual?

[MoP]

No, but a lot of other things do.

[Nagash]

Oh yeah...