EaRtHQuAkE MaChInE !!

[owly]

Hugo Chavez, announced today, on T.V, and on the internet, he knew what caused the haiti earthquake, and the tsunami, that hit china last year. are you ready ? swear, i'm not making this up.
a top secret U.S super weapon, called the earthquake machine.
you can't make up stuff this good !
he claims those two were test runs, and now , we are going for a 10 on the richtor scale in iran.
firstly, we don't need some lame ass super villian device, we got nukes.
secondly, if said machine did exist, it would have a different name, some stupid code letters. like, Big Ass machine.: To make Earthquakes Happen.
B.A.M.T.E.H, or some spit
so hugo, you get the nailed losser sign of the week
several cable channels have been removed for critisizing hugo, all of a sudden, In his country.
how convenient

Edit/i tried to find the original artical i found this at ill try to find it latter it be nice to have the source up......

[owly]

i tried to find the original artical and couldn't i stumbled across it some where but forget precisely where.......

Maybe one of you can find it

[Gerien]

http://dailycaller.com/2010/01/21/hugo- ... ke-weapon/

Hugo Chavez mouthpiece says U.S. hit Haiti with ‘earthquake weapon’
By FOXNews.com   01/21/10 at 11:10 pm



Citing an alleged report from Russia’s Northern Fleet, the Venezuelan strongman’s state mouthpiece ViVe TV shot out a press release saying the 7.0 magnitude Haiti quake was caused by a U.S. test of an experimental shockwave system that can also create “weather anomalies to cause floods, droughts and hurricanes.”

FOX News. Big surprise there. ::roll::

[owly]

i just noticed your post Gerien tyty......

i don't believe we have the technology to do earthquakes or make storms and such, maybe in a hundred years from now.......

[MoP]

I'd call it S.M.A.S.H.

Super Machine to Annihilate Several Haitians.

[Nagash]

He's wrong. It was the mighty army of Monaco that caused the earthquake.

[Gili]

natural disaster invoking super weapons, presumably have been thought of. I always thought they'd be less than subtle to start...but i guess if anyone had the power to send a super-insane hurricane/earthquake/tsunami at another nation on the sly...that would be quite a nifty weapon to have.

In any case, Mr Chavez needs to lay off the crack

[Nagash]

He's probably just a cocaine sniffer, mate.... he is a South American after all, and probably buddies with FARC.

[Gili]

I dunno, with all that coke about....maybe they get bored of it over there and just long for a nice cup of tea *nods sagely*

[Nagash]

*grin*


But when all you have is coca leaves, your tea is spiked by definition.

[MoP]

I think I'm going to move to Venezuela.

[Gili]

I think it might make your mornings a little more perky if nothing else.

[MoP]

Speaking of perky.... Where is V?

[Nagash]

Ehm.... not here?


Probably cougaring about in her hometown. ;P

[Venus]

i do not cougar!!!

erm, is that a verb?:P

[Portia]

That's right V, you tell them.

You're still a puma, aren't you?

[TEVA]

I wish I could be cougar!

[owly]

If i was a cat i'd be a house cat, all i do is sit around all day and eat never having to do anything more than that. But i keep my claws sharp just in case i needed them........

[Sturm]

http://dailycaller.com/2010/01/21/hugo- ... ke-weapon/

Hugo Chavez mouthpiece says U.S. hit Haiti with ‘earthquake weapon’
By FOXNews.com   01/21/10 at 11:10 pm



Citing an alleged report from Russia’s Northern Fleet, the Venezuelan strongman’s state mouthpiece ViVe TV shot out a press release saying the 7.0 magnitude Haiti quake was caused by a U.S. test of an experimental shockwave system that can also create “weather anomalies to cause floods, droughts and hurricanes.”

FOX News. Big surprise there. ::roll::

See this is what happens when you hire workers to program a computer, who can't spell Venezuela.

[TEVA]

I have 2 lazy house cats all they do is sleep and eat and poop sound sjust like baby..lol