Reylan Smells

Sikil · Post by **Sikil** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:50 am

Hey, kindergarten teachers are the kinkiest... especially when you want to 'finger paint'

asoc · Post by **asoc** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:15 am

Reylan Talonspyre wrote:Hey Tara, hows it going?

Yes, it could be in the picture, but you know me and women ... the last woman I spoke with I had an entire bar waving me off because she was crazy, not the normal woman-crazy, but like real crazy. Nice body if you like athletic, Ethiopian women ... which I do, but still ... kindergarten teachers ... /shiver

I remember this one time...

I was at this white trash ghetto dive bar that was fairly empty with a few friends. There was some old wacked out meth head who decided to start hitting on me pretty hard... My friends had a great time laughing at my expense while I tried my best to be polite and shoo the crazy bitch away from me...

*shudder*

Reylan Talonspyre · Post by **Reylan Talonspyre** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:34 pm

This forum needs a "Like" button. I would spam so much less.

Tara · Post by **Tara** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:41 pm

No! NO LIKE buttons on this board! *smacks Rey with a horribly WetStinkyTrout* No Spam? We've been all but ASKED to spam. Liven the boards says he *winks at Kaz*
Kaz, please tell ReyRey no 'Like' buttons! lol We want spam!

*starts handing out cans o' Spam*
You know some people carve this stuff like ice sculptures? That's crazy!

Portia · Post by **Portia** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:24 am

UPDATE:

I'm told the tangy scent of shame has vanished from Reylan's musk.

Reylan Talonspyre · Post by **Reylan Talonspyre** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:31 am

I doused myself in lemon Pledge.

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:11 am

Reylan was your icon ever Steve from American Dad?

Because Steve always reminds me of you, so if it was, good call, if it wasnt, your new name is Steve, hope you like it, its kind of a powerful name.

Reylan Talonspyre · Post by **Reylan Talonspyre** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:45 am

From this point forward I shall be known as Steve, I was partial to Reylan, but this is much better.

And no my icon was never that dude.

asoc · Post by **asoc** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:38 am

Oh god.... thanks for that Mav

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTmkWDYWVbI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMwO9-JN58M

And Reylan... you know you like guns
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw3ZGWRAev4

Tara · Post by **Tara** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:42 am

*CoughCoughs on lemon scent* I thought I liked lemon too.

STEEEEEEEVE! .... May just suit him afterall.

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:36 pm

Well you should have just said that your icon was Steve and taken credit for being awesome. Now I get that sweet credit.

Steve is such a solid character, hes no Roger, but thats just because hes a child and cant get drunk. Steve drunk will be great, that is change you can believe in.

Tara · Post by **Tara** » Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:52 am

Oh Mav, Steve can get drunk, has been drunk, not much good came of it.
If I can find decent clips, drunk Steve would be a good icon for Our Steve. lol

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:54 pm

I forgot that episode, for shame.

Monarchs Glen

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