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Hugo Chavez, announced today, on T.V, and on the internet, he knew what caused the haiti earthquake, and the tsunami, that hit china last year. are you ready ? swear, i'm not making this up.
a top secret U.S super weapon, called the earthquake machine.
you can't make up stuff this good !
he claims those two were test runs, and now , we are going for a 10 on the richtor scale in iran.
firstly, we don't need some lame ass super villian device, we got nukes.
secondly, if said machine did exist, it would have a different name, some stupid code letters. like, Big Ass machine.: To make Earthquakes Happen.
B.A.M.T.E.H, or some spit
so hugo, you get the nailed losser sign of the week
several cable channels have been removed for critisizing hugo, all of a sudden, In his country.
how convenient

Edit/i tried to find the original artical i found this at ill try to find it latter it be nice to have the source up......

i tried to find the original artical and couldn't i stumbled across it some where but forget precisely where.......

Maybe one of you can find it

http://dailycaller.com/2010/01/21/hugo- ... ke-weapon/

Hugo Chavez mouthpiece says U.S. hit Haiti with ‘earthquake weapon’
By FOXNews.com   01/21/10 at 11:10 pm



Citing an alleged report from Russia’s Northern Fleet, the Venezuelan strongman’s state mouthpiece ViVe TV shot out a press release saying the 7.0 magnitude Haiti quake was caused by a U.S. test of an experimental shockwave system that can also create “weather anomalies to cause floods, droughts and hurricanes.”

FOX News. Big surprise there. ::roll::

i just noticed your post Gerien tyty......

i don't believe we have the technology to do earthquakes or make storms and such, maybe in a hundred years from now.......

I'd call it S.M.A.S.H.

Super Machine to Annihilate Several Haitians.

He's wrong. It was the mighty army of Monaco that caused the earthquake.

natural disaster invoking super weapons, presumably have been thought of. I always thought they'd be less than subtle to start...but i guess if anyone had the power to send a super-insane hurricane/earthquake/tsunami at another nation on the sly...that would be quite a nifty weapon to have.

In any case, Mr Chavez needs to lay off the crack

He's probably just a cocaine sniffer, mate.... he is a South American after all, and probably buddies with FARC.

I dunno, with all that coke about....maybe they get bored of it over there and just long for a nice cup of tea *nods sagely*

*grin*


But when all you have is coca leaves, your tea is spiked by definition.

I think I'm going to move to Venezuela.

I think it might make your mornings a little more perky if nothing else.

Speaking of perky.... Where is V?

Ehm.... not here?


Probably cougaring about in her hometown. ;P

i do not cougar!!!

erm, is that a verb?:P

That's right V, you tell them.

You're still a puma, aren't you?

I wish I could be cougar!

If i was a cat i'd be a house cat, all i do is sit around all day and eat never having to do anything more than that. But i keep my claws sharp just in case i needed them........

Gerien wrote:http://dailycaller.com/2010/01/21/hugo- ... ke-weapon/

Hugo Chavez mouthpiece says U.S. hit Haiti with ‘earthquake weapon’
By FOXNews.com   01/21/10 at 11:10 pm



Citing an alleged report from Russia’s Northern Fleet, the Venezuelan strongman’s state mouthpiece ViVe TV shot out a press release saying the 7.0 magnitude Haiti quake was caused by a U.S. test of an experimental shockwave system that can also create “weather anomalies to cause floods, droughts and hurricanes.”

FOX News. Big surprise there. ::roll::

See this is what happens when you hire workers to program a computer, who can't spell Venezuela.

I have 2 lazy house cats all they do is sleep and eat and poop sound sjust like baby..lol