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Angelique = Venus
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:00 pm
by Nagash
"Angelique!" You priests call out
his name, "Protect us from our enemies with your divine confusion." A deep fog descends around you, hiding your land from its enemies.
It all fits. Angelique is a bloke in the guise of a female (hence 'his' name), with divine confusion as an important attribute ("OMG" and "@!@!@!@" anyone?).
It all fits.
Re: Angelique = Venus
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:34 pm
by MoP
That explains the smell of that fog...
Re: Angelique = Venus
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:41 pm
by Atla
Speaking of females, do you guys know how cool it'd be if those wierd little hula-hoop vagina rings that girls use for birthcontrol GLOWED in the dark?
It'd be like opening a treasure chest!
And if it gets stuck on your wennie, you can pull out and pretend like your in a rave.
Re: Angelique = Venus
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:21 pm
by bvaughan
After reading the first post you wouldnt imagine this thread would get much weirder than it already is but then Atla comes along....
Re: Angelique = Venus
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:57 pm
by owly
This thread about V and not one shemale joke.....
Shame on you
Re: Angelique = Venus
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:15 pm
by MoP
Atla wrote:Speaking of females
Errr.... Noone did...
Re: Angelique = Venus
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:45 pm
by Venus
Mean People!!!
look!!! u made me use capital letters damnit!
Re: Angelique = Venus
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:22 pm
by owly
The mighty V
Queen bee of the sea
With a penis as long as a ski
And she has three boobs to me
Re: Angelique = Venus
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:28 am
by Atla
Hey - I'm just saying it'd make it easier to find the right hole when lights are out.
Thats all.
Re: Angelique = Venus
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:12 am
by Nagash
bvaughan wrote:After reading the first post you wouldnt imagine this thread would get much weirder than it already is but then Atla comes along....
Indeed. Bravo, master Atla!
And owly, as long as a ski? He'd have to register that as a weapon.
Re: Angelique = Venus
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:06 am
by Venus
SHE
not he!!!!
Re: Angelique = Venus
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:51 am
by MoP
Sure....
Re: Angelique = Venus
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:21 pm
by Nagash
Venus wrote:SHE
not he!!!!
Sorry, dude...
Re: Angelique = Venus
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:59 pm
by bigSparky
Venus wrote:SHE
not he!!!!
Finally someone caught it. Nagash has only been saying "he" since the first post, rofl.
Re: Angelique = Venus
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:16 pm
by owly
The proper terminology is Shim......
Re: Angelique = Venus
Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:11 am
by Venus
i catch it i usually just ignore it:Ppp
Re: Angelique = Venus
Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:36 am
by bigSparky
Oh, I knew you caught it. I guess I really should have directed that at Owly.
Re: Angelique = Venus
Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:39 am
by owly
What did i do?
Re: Angelique = Venus
Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:18 am
by bigSparky
owly wrote:This thread about V and not one shemale joke.....
Shame on you
Nothing bad, ya just got stoned and ya missed it
Re: Angelique = Venus
Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:38 am
by MoP
Venus wrote:i catch it i usually just ignore it:Ppp
If you want us to stop talking about your penis, quit mentioning it yourself, silly.