....... wait that's a show CARLOS (faint Spanish guitar strums*) told us about from "the real world"..damnit!
Either way some of yas are dead! We push on before we digress!
So here weeez be, we set de scene: goblinz gathered up in de tunnelz crowded in with human dudezzz waitin on word from the droben dat de elvesez can go burn dat shit down.
WHERE DEYZ AT!?
dunno! ... but sent out more scouts ta find de Brotherzeszzz . NO WORRIEZZ deys be ok. prolly distracted by somethin shiney.
Somethin shiney. yeaaa prolly so ... shinieez are good, Mazza likes dems shiney trinketz.
*On a cured heathen-hide, de gobbiewenchie starts scratching in words to Nymphsong.
At first, de goblinmumbleezz on hide fer de Nymph-KING look like'a this:
T'ree dayz of nightz meez brudderz use waiting until we can move together ta hit yer 'FREE CITY' life-livin, Leto-lovin-heathen-bastards.
Our Tunnelz alive with whispering voiceseszzz and drums.
Here we come.
No see us?
Or Join the Ranks of Barnabas!
*As she made her words in the elvish script, her mind's eye watched her Brudderrrzzz as de sun rose and demz brudderz got rest and Mazza thought back to a few short days ago as they prepped, almost proper-like.*
SHHH! DO NOT MOVE.
He will know.
Dat damn Nymphsong will SMELL IT OUT HE WOULD!! so weez shhhhhh! PREPARE.
BUT NOoooo change of troop, no scouts ahead. merely diggin their own gold and preparing.
- REPORT FROM TARA's BLIND ONE-LEGGED KOBOLD:
"shhhhhhh! allaqwiiitz on de frontzerszz, deyzask sayzweezzazz been'az huntin rwabbitz an' such!
heheheheeeeehhhackaskasCOUGH "HEATHEN RABBITS! HAR HARrrgzzzhackzz *cough!*" -Horance
"Where dems Elveseszzz an' 'Umanz brudderz go!?!" ....
"And the drobenzzz deyz wondered off again!"
It took a little bit, but they all got together finally and...
From all points in RGE's lands, goblinz and other thieves finally got the OK and snuck around SHHHHHH!
WE GO QUIET!
kill kill kill kill. LOOT LOOT LOOT ..
.... ooo GOLD SHINEEEEZ! .. no distractions! go go go!
kill kill kill!
loot loot loot!(deys SO RICH! heheh!)
burrrrn baby BUUURRRRNNN!!!
(except demz "Kingly" estates)
All at once, when the Red Elves set the war-fields and near-dawn skies alight with their sorcery.
ALLLLL deez gobbiez and brotherseszzz stood outside captivated by the sight.
White-hot over the skies!
*a roar from the Tunnelz!*
Shhhhhh! They'll hear us! ... (think they already did! har har!!)
AWWWESOME!!!! The skies thundered and the Land shook with the work of Faithful Red Elves.
Glorious W'ELF'VEN LIGHTS!!
So WHITE HOT! Seemed would crack the skiesezz!
It was nearly day-break by the time the surviving troops and all de Brothers made it back to check-in.
All leaders accounted for, though many many troop losses in the fray.
The letterz on cured-hide to Nymph included a "war declaration" as well as what we LEARNED from him's "Pro Tips On War" he had diz gobbie read and ponder and find things on. The hide still stank. Horance made sure of that before he saw it delivered. hehehhh (apologieeez, poor OLD Horance, he really held it as long as he could lol)
- Dat Professional War Nymph said in his BOOK!: (obvious paraphrasing but the points are there)
"Prepare, let yer guys know about a week ahead so they can plan to be available for attacks" (ok done!)
"hey, remember yer Elves can fog the whole guild" (ok done!) ..
"be careful, some people actually watch the ranks and news to compare stats, so don't MOVE before ya really WANT TO move" - as in don't change out troops way beforehand or loot or scum a day ahead anymore these days, it's too obvious (ok done..err, NOT done ha!) but that was rather difficult as we all wanted to scout just to see what ya had like a week ago! lol)
Send a scout to public meeting places (boards) - stay away yerself but have 1 to watch. - dat Nymphsong be watchin dat sheeiiittt - ok done!
"get yer sheeeit t'gether - stats 'un whatnot, cuz heathen dun like ta be kept'a waitin for war declarationzzzszzz makes 'em cranky 'un deyz start ta twitch!" (ok done!) - let deeez letterz delivered on leatherbackzz serve as yer Official War Declarationz. From Meez'a Brotherz ta yer'z.
"Tell KT that RGE offers gold in place of GHs burnt in their heathen response ta a few more forts built than was ordered" (ok DONE - decided we'd go back ta war instead. You can keep dat moniez what'ya offered before. Meez brudderz took back what deyz wanted.)
Wanted to get posted hopefully before Nymph made his way in (apparently JUST GOT IT DONE too! haha!
I have stats too!
RGE was WAY bigger than us an' mine! ... 'jk' actual stats here:
REMNANT OF GOLDEN ERA
Land: 279,639 // 39,949
Built: 170,086 // 24,298
7 / 7 Members
Networth: 9,616,499 // 1,373,786
THE RED RANKS
Land: 166,228 // 18,470
Built: 163,694 // 18,188
9 / 9 Members
Networth: 6,237,691 // 693,077