I'm a (rental) dad.

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Re: I'm a (rental) dad.

Post by Venus » Thu Sep 30, 2010 4:31 am

lol that reminds me of something.
when my first child was about 3 months old, my husband and i decided we were gonna take him to the grocery store.

we had a buggy full of groceries and were almost done, and he started crying
he was in his carseat , the kind that fits on top of the buggy.
my husband reached in to get him out and he was in at least five inches of green poo. possibly more.

ive honestly never seen so much since.

needless to say, he freaked out, <first kid and all ya know> and made me leave all the groceries and go home with him to give him two baths!

we were young and clueless:P
looking back we coulda just paid for the groceries, and then gone home:>
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Re: I'm a (rental) dad.

Post by owly » Thu Sep 30, 2010 4:35 am

i never changed a diaper :lol:

i always played clueless and the woman folk did the deed :twisted:
i know what you said about my Momma

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Re: I'm a (rental) dad.

Post by Nato » Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:03 am

I remember my ex-boyfriend's sister documenting her son's poo-splosions. Oh my gross.

God bless this IUD. ;)


I'm happy you're getting some quality daddy time!

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Re: I'm a (rental) dad.

Post by Lady Maven » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:09 am

Amen Nato, every time I see a thread like this I wanna have my tubes RE-tied lol. I love my kids, but no WAY would do that again.
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Re: I'm a (rental) dad.

Post by MoP » Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:19 am

Gerien wrote:Just changed my first diaper. Yuck.
Great! Now you should be able to change his too...

Congrats, Gerien. Enjoy your time ;)
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Re: I'm a (rental) dad.

Post by Gerien » Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:44 pm

*thwaps MoP*
And I never even got my own damn posting title!

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Re: I'm a (rental) dad.

Post by Nether » Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:23 am

Diapers arn't so bad. I lost my sense of smell after the first two months and they havn't bothered me since.
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Re: I'm a (rental) dad.

Post by owly » Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:26 am

So hows it going? Baby still alive?
i know what you said about my Momma

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Re: I'm a (rental) dad.

Post by MoP » Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:16 am

I hope the answer to that last question is 'yes', or we'll be in for an awkward situation.
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Re: I'm a (rental) dad.

Post by Gerien » Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:08 pm

Yes, but I'm not sure I still am.
And I never even got my own damn posting title!

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Re: I'm a (rental) dad.

Post by MoP » Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:14 am

Since you're still attending these boards, I have a slight feeling you are.
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Re: I'm a (rental) dad.

Post by Grunt » Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:13 am

Yes but after that much uncontrolled dung at the most awkward times his spirit is broken

I would send you some dung beetles but I am not done with them

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Re: I'm a (rental) dad.

Post by Sturm » Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:31 am

Gerien wrote:Yes, but I'm not sure I still am.
Welcome to the world of we breeders. :ugeek:
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Re: I'm a (rental) dad.

Post by owly » Fri Oct 29, 2010 3:37 am

Sturm wrote:
Gerien wrote:Yes, but I'm not sure I still am.
Welcome to the world of we breeders. :ugeek:
lol

glad your still around gerien
i know what you said about my Momma

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Re: I'm a (rental) dad.

Post by Grunt » Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:52 am

I am glad such an eclectic community has remained connected

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Re: I'm a (rental) dad.

Post by Gerien » Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:23 am

The rental ended today. Ruben's sister got a studio apartment funded in part by the city. Building is only for young mothers. They just moved everything out.

I'm really going to miss that kid.

(But at least we get to be the spoiling-type uncles now.)
And I never even got my own damn posting title!

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Re: I'm a (rental) dad.

Post by Lady Maven » Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:55 am

... I don't know what to say... are we happy about this?
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Re: I'm a (rental) dad.

Post by Gerien » Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:15 am

Ultimately, yes. I look at this as both good practice and a way to raise that kid right without having to change any more diapers.
And I never even got my own damn posting title!

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Re: I'm a (rental) dad.

Post by Nagash » Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:51 am

Cool. :)

So you two are going to be on the adoption market now? Or was this enough of an insight into the world of diapers?
If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't want them on my conscience - not when they ought to be on my face!

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Re: I'm a (rental) dad.

Post by Gerien » Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:16 pm

Job first so I can afford diapers.
And I never even got my own damn posting title!

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