Hello, my name is Atla.
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Hello, my name is Atla.
Hello all.
My name is Atla. Some like to add the title 'The Infamous', but I prefer 'The Sexyness'.
Or you may call me, "Le Petite Ferret" if you'd like.
Some turn-ons of mine are:
-Pretty girls with pretty smiles
-Sierra MatchKing bullets
-Brunettes and Blondes. No Gingers.
-Long walks on the beaches with a babe in my left arm, and a case of bud light in my right.
-Conservatism
-Strawberry Creme fraps from Starbucks
My name is Atla. Some like to add the title 'The Infamous', but I prefer 'The Sexyness'.
Or you may call me, "Le Petite Ferret" if you'd like.
Some turn-ons of mine are:
-Pretty girls with pretty smiles
-Sierra MatchKing bullets
-Brunettes and Blondes. No Gingers.
-Long walks on the beaches with a babe in my left arm, and a case of bud light in my right.
-Conservatism
-Strawberry Creme fraps from Starbucks
~Atla the Impeccable!
You know, it's a human race. And you lost.
You know, it's a human race. And you lost.
Re: Hello, my name is Atla.
'hello Atla'
:applauds:
.............my bad, i thought i was in another AA meeting, but it's another dating site.

:applauds:
.............my bad, i thought i was in another AA meeting, but it's another dating site.
"Nindyn vel'uss kyorl nind ratha thalra elghinn dal lil alust"
Re: Hello, my name is Atla.
If youre 16 years old and interested in Atla, please dial 17.
If youre 76 years old and interested in Vox, please dial 19.
If youre 76 years old and interested in Vox, please dial 19.
Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
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Re: Hello, my name is Atla.
If youre 76 years old and interested in Vox, please dial 19
I am not Whit dangit!!!!!
"Nindyn vel'uss kyorl nind ratha thalra elghinn dal lil alust"
Re: Hello, my name is Atla.
well at least u didnt say i was old yet.
its been a whole day to!!!
its been a whole day to!!!
Wow do i need a new signature or what. suggestions??
Fervent forever! CoM currently:>
Fervent forever! CoM currently:>
Re: Hello, my name is Atla.
asshat!
Wow do i need a new signature or what. suggestions??
Fervent forever! CoM currently:>
Fervent forever! CoM currently:>
Re: Hello, my name is Atla.
it was a clever trick i do so u dont know im here.
that or i just forgot to change my away message...
but it was probably the first one!
that or i just forgot to change my away message...
but it was probably the first one!
Wow do i need a new signature or what. suggestions??
Fervent forever! CoM currently:>
Fervent forever! CoM currently:>
Re: Hello, my name is Atla.
Old people tend to forget a lot of things.
*nods*
I must say though that at your age, being able to post on message boards is quite something. Keep up the good work!
We really should introduce some sort of "cut old V some slack week"...
*nods*
I must say though that at your age, being able to post on message boards is quite something. Keep up the good work!
We really should introduce some sort of "cut old V some slack week"...
If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't want them on my conscience - not when they ought to be on my face!
Re: Hello, my name is Atla.
damnit i am not old!
im gonna just get a hotkey that says that, so i dont have to keep posting it:P
im gonna just get a hotkey that says that, so i dont have to keep posting it:P
Wow do i need a new signature or what. suggestions??
Fervent forever! CoM currently:>
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Re: Hello, my name is Atla.
haha high tech old man!Nagash wrote:I must say though that at your age, being able to post on
message boards is quite something. Keep up the good work!
The enemy of the enemy is my friend.
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Strawberry Creme Fraps? The hell did that come from, Mr. Ferret?Atla wrote:
Some turn-ons of mine are:
-Strawberry Creme fraps from Starbucks
Re: Hello, my name is Atla.
Hi Atla!!
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Re: Hello, my name is Atla.
Shut UP Taldric, those cream drinks are GOOD. The vanilla one is better than bad sex any day (the only thing that beats good sex is caramel wrapped in chocolate rolled in sea salt)
"By the nine arms of Vishnu, I swear I am not a Hindu!” - Apu
How did someone realize you could milk a cow? And what the hell did they think they were doing to the cow in the first place?!
How did someone realize you could milk a cow? And what the hell did they think they were doing to the cow in the first place?!
Re: Hello, my name is Atla.
Ya know I love ya, but you should have posted the strawberry-crap-drink part first. Then the thought process would be, "Guy in tights with wings, guy in tights with wings with broad and beers...ok, maybe we can remove the wings. Guy in tights with broad, beer, and bullets...uhhhhh...perhaps we should take the petite ferret nickname option?"Atla wrote:Hello all.
My name is Atla. Some like to add the title 'The Infamous', but I prefer 'The Sexyness'.
Or you may call me, "Le Petite Ferret" if you'd like.
Some turn-ons of mine are:
-Pretty girls with pretty smiles
-Sierra MatchKing bullets
-Brunettes and Blondes. No Gingers.
-Long walks on the beaches with a babe in my left arm, and a case of bud light in my right.
-Conservatism
-Strawberry Creme fraps from Starbucks
But now I see you in tights with wings, and after an "Introductions" thread ending with Vox dressing like Venus...
jeez, where's my meds? You guys are f*cking me up and I have only been here since yesterday.
In life, understanding is the booby prize. ~ Werner Erhard.
Re: Hello, my name is Atla.
lol its just the same old same old around here
hi syl:>
hi syl:>
Wow do i need a new signature or what. suggestions??
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Re: Hello, my name is Atla.
She says we fucked her up but it is a lie. She was fucked up WAY before any of us!!
"By the nine arms of Vishnu, I swear I am not a Hindu!” - Apu
How did someone realize you could milk a cow? And what the hell did they think they were doing to the cow in the first place?!
How did someone realize you could milk a cow? And what the hell did they think they were doing to the cow in the first place?!
Re: Hello, my name is Atla.
Even before Venus? First recordings of her fucked-upness go back to 1842.Lady Maven wrote:She says we fucked her up but it is a lie. She was fucked up WAY before any of us!!
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the Universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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Re: Hello, my name is Atla.
Dude have you SEEN Syl? She is as old as Methusela. She may have corrupted Venus for all I know.
"By the nine arms of Vishnu, I swear I am not a Hindu!” - Apu
How did someone realize you could milk a cow? And what the hell did they think they were doing to the cow in the first place?!
How did someone realize you could milk a cow? And what the hell did they think they were doing to the cow in the first place?!
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