Monarchs Glen

For those of you who are less than newbies.

Here are a couple of links I've been putting together recently.

Canon : A Searchable Hall of Fame (Alpha to Final Age)
http://www.evernight.com/hof.php

Canon : A Searchable database of Guild Charters
http://www.evernight.com/guilds.php

Canon : Archive of threads from maxim
http://www.evernight.com/maxim-archive

Monarchy/Canon : 35000+ pages archive in the wayback machine
http://www.evernight.com/wayback

Part of that Archive : Icons
http://www.evernight.com/wayback/?true_type=Icons

And here i was thinking this was a nursing home for people like Whit and Venus.

Yeah, it may still turn into that, Vox.

*wanders through the lobby of the"Home", joint in hand like a cig, wearing fluffy black slippers an' her 'jamas*
Is it wine time yet?..the doctor-husband said I should lay off the liquor *smiles, puffs, spots a decanter of red stuff*
Oh hey Vox, Joe *waves her joint-holding-hand* howsit?
*smells bottle* looks like sangria, smells like sangria....my guess is they doped the red juice again-YAY!..drink up boys! where's the barcalounger an' jello pool?..someone get someone in here that will wrestle in the jello for our amusement *claps hands, looks at old-folk-home-nurses*...what?...no, I no Kay-Zee Lady! We use'ta wrestle in jello all the time, an' play headball an' all kin'a funstuffs! ...why you look to me in that tone of voice? *backs away from ze nurse* *coughs* *starts talkin like that ol' gobbiewench Mauhura* Errrrz diz wench dun need dem pillzeez *waves an' puffs joint* weez keep de Holy Herb un have meez medicinezz!
*coughs looks at nurse*
I sorry lady, it slips out sometimes! ...no, no, I fine, I don't want the pills...
..........no, no way not the shots instead! are yew Kay-Zee lADY!?
aaahhhhh!
Vox you I blame you *puffs last of joint, walking quickquickquick in her slippers* you basturd you said they were cool!!
*runs down the hall an' around the corner* weeelatenightathome!

I guess this is my thread too. im old and i used to play. lol

::follows glowy burning thing in Taras hand all around the room::

"She's fast."

::pant, pant::

"I need a break."

While the notion still has the ability to gag me a little (I don't WANT to be old), I am rather an old player. I am considering rejoining the community only because it would seem I cannot escape its influence.

Well guess I would be old too. I just have not had much time on my hands.

A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and he sees this Indian sitting on the side of the road with his dog, horse, and sheep. The cowboy walks up to the Indian and says, "Hey, that's a cool dog. Mind if I speak to him."

The Indian looks up at the cowboy and says, "Dog...no...talk."

But the cowboy turns to the dog anyway and he says, "Hey dog. How's it going?"

The dog answers (via the cowboys ventriloquism), "Doin' all right. Thanks for asking."

"Is this your owner?", the cowboy asks.

"Yep."

"Well, how's he treating you?"

The dog answers, "Real good. He walks me, he feeds me great food, he takes me to the lake to play."

The Indian is amazed at this point, and then the cowboy asks if he can talk to his horse.

Again the Indian says, "horse...no...talk."

But the cowboy turns to the horse and says, "Hey horse. How's it going?"

The horse replies, "I 'm doing good."

"Is this your owner?", says the cowboy.

"Sure is," answers the horse.

"Well how's he treating you?"

"Pretty good. Thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, he brushes me down, and keeps me in a nice warm barn with all the hay and straw I'd ever want."

The Indian is totally amazed, so when the cowboy turns to the sheep, the Indian is clearly worried.

The cowboy asks, "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

To which the Indian answers, "SHEEP LIE!"

to get the dust out of our lungs.... lol

wha.. hey... what am I doing here?

did one of you bastards resurrect me? and with a new name too....

now you'll never know who I am.....

Do I count as old even though I am still relatively young? Also, bonus points to someone who can find any of my old icons in that archived list. I might bother checking later.

only icon of yours I can see - easily - is this one

http://web.archive.org/web/200212030632 ... otribe.gif

Oh wow. I know exactly what that is from, but I don't even remember it. That was from Draven's Survivor game, and I think the very first one too.

Ah, thats another familiar face

Just stopping by to say hi.
I was known as Ibn al Arabi back in 1998-2000, former GM, with Rad, of Q.E.D. (Quod Erat Demonstrandum), we dominated Monarchy in the name of Barnabas for a good 18 months.

If any of you old timers are still about, long time no see.

Ibn

I don't really remember QED very well, but then its been 12 years

Don't just pass through, make a kingdom so I have some more competition.

I resent and object to the word "Old"...tyvm

"Experienced" or "Seasoned"...gets a vote.

Geriatric might be more suited to you Sturm

Good to see you again.

I was around a long long time ago.

Then welcome back.

Were you called Bobbo, or something else?