The Streets run red for the Evil Empire

[Lady Tramp]

Need to make a longer post, we had you penciled in for tomorrow evening but TRR jumped you a bit earlier. We have done our nasty...two more down...

[Aeropagitica]

Sure ....why not? End of the age. No community to hold anyone accountable for egregiously dishonorable actions. Great! Have fun! Gangbang the one guild with an evil name that fought honorably, only up-hitting all age. Classy move!

[Lady Tramp]

I think last age you called the same handiwork, regicide. Go cry a river. Perhaps you are being held accountable this age for the actions of the last age? Also, if you make an Evil Guild and write up that kind of charter, would you expect everyone else to play with total honor waiting until Thursday night when your guild could strike at the last second and steal the age? Sorry, no regicide for you this time cupcakes.

[The Sorta Darkone]

A small tear runs down the Dark One's cheek as he kneels to his new Imperial overlords. Deep down, all of the dark lords had known their days were numbered. It hadn't been like things used to be--when evil had vast armies of henchman and slaves at their command. Oh, where had the evil ole' days gone? But now--fighting that huge Empire of humans and their dwindling demi-human allies--it just didn't pay to be evil anymore.

The court jester arrived to take the Dark One's crown, with its beautiful silmarils. He held a firm grip as long as he could until an Imperial knight slapped him hard jarring his grip. Then, they came and took his plain ring...that ring of power that he had used to dominate elves, dwarves and humans on so many occasions in the past. Ah--they were the good days. Wait!? Now they're taking the black cloak off his back! How typical---Mikal "Darth Vader" Redwater had always envied that cloak. He'd probably wear it with that hideous mask he was taking from the ruler of Iuz. Horrid thing---ah well. The reports he had heard about Redwater was that he had already started building his "Death Star" in case any others in the Free Territories or Istan tried to threaten their iron handed rule.

The Dark One admitted it was a good plan. He was just angry he hadn't thought of it first! Ooh, the pain of that dirty nymph wearing his crown and ring! It shouldn't be so surprising--that last woman he had given a ring had taken everything from him, too!

Maybe necromancy was the way to go--dead people didn't go on shopping sprees. It would take years to raise enough skeletons and zombies from the graveyards to pose a real threat--but from all the wars, there should be plenty! Hmm--it seems to me that Redwater guy had gone through a necro love phase at one time--locking himself away in his forts with his vampires. Ugh...bloodsuckers, all of them!

**cough** "Ah yes.. my lady Queen...we, the evil lords of the realm do pay homage to your excellent tactics and underhanded dealings for handling upstart lords and enemies. Truly, you do a service to yourselves...*a pole arm is shoved into the small of his back knocking him over. "Oh...you serve Barnabas? Bulls..." The butt end of another pole arm catches him on his temple knocking him down again. "...Argh!! right..whatever, whatever. We submit (again!) and envy your awesome power. I'd offer terms up--but given your track record, you don't really honor any agreements anyway!"

The Dark one reaches over and begins a teleport spell--but before he does, he reaches out to the bastard heathen who had hit him and touched him with a Death Touch spell, draining his life and leaving a drained husk in front of the lords and ladies of the Empire. (Tag, Mac!)

[Aeropagitica]

I think last age you called the same handiwork, regicide. Go cry a river. Perhaps you are being held accountable this age for the actions of the last age? Also, if you make an Evil Guild and write up that kind of charter, would you expect everyone else to play with total honor waiting until Thursday night when your guild could strike at the last second and steal the age? Sorry, no regicide for you this time cupcakes.

I did. But it was a big unit against the king among many enemies. You just executed the old Leto faith sweep. And they said there were no Letos. Michael would probably enjoyed more than six turns absorbed this age. For all of it I understand. I see you at thetop. I understand it was a hit of oopportunity. But don't compare my last desperate assault on a king to your kicking an enemy who is already down to secure your own spot among faith mates. The circumstances are not alike. Mine was immersed in risk. Yours bears no risk at all.

[Jokingjoe]

Reylan took the age off for fear of repercussions for his downhitting faithsweep.

[Aeropagitica]

For you, Lady tramp.

Not only did you break your non-aggression pact, unprovoked, You also jumped above your faithmates, ousting them from their rightful position on top, ganking the throne from your deserving faithmates. Nice Blue Falcon move.
As I see it, you are lucky they cannot attack you, because you deserve it!

[Tara]

Yea so I haven't hardly heard from those HOS all age and now they try to make us look bad by jumping in ;p
And stealing our crown!
Well if we can't hit 'em ourselves (that would be fun though! lol) maybe EE's coming out of restore can before the age is over.
I'll pay you.
I've thought those HOS were Letos in disguise from the start.

[The Sorta Darkone]

I'd say they were dirty hos...but that would be redundant!