I'M MAKING THE WARTHREAD (suck vs. nir)

[bundesbank]

MUAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU'RE TOO LATE

you guys have the stats.

[bundesbank]

i tried to make the thread title "my nipples are on fire, but you won't get to suck them," but it was too long.

kaz, think you can allow longer thread titles?

[Ashin]

Well since fire lost the starting stats this is the only thing I could grab.

1 NITEN ICHIRYU RONIN (NIR) Angelique 8 5,152,821 644,103
2 SILVER UNDERWEAR CAN WORK (SUCK) Leto 8 3,645,490 455,687

But you had higher everything except members which we are the equal. Good Luck

[Leif]

Hahaha Damn those title caps! Welcome back to the frey, friend

[bundesbank]

my nipples don't feel so welcome.

[bundesbank]

also, leif and i have determined that i just barely make it into cougar territory with a stately lady i am liaising with next friday (protip: good time to hit my kingdoms).

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... 20equation

[Leif]

(protip: good time to hit my kingdoms).

Is that what you kids call it these days??

[bundesbank]

(protip: good time to hit my kingdoms).

Is that what you kids call it these days??

i wonder if i can keep her computer on with my kingdoms open, and hit refresh every so often just to make sure i'm not being attacked.

in which case, i'm sure an appropriate expression could be derived to circumscribe the temporally concurrent acts of hot cougar sex and watching my kingdoms.

it would be like the santorum of monarchy... minus the poo.

[edit]actually, in saying that i am making certain assumptions.

i had better send her another email.

OH MAN DID THIS THREAD EVER GO DOWNHILL/BEYOND X-RATED QUICKLY.

[bundesbank]

err, so anyway, i may have caused a slight ruckus with the 160 or so turns that i had on-hand while you guys were hitting.

sorry, but when you alight my nipples, you might get burnt. sometimes. not always. i am pretty lazy in bloodbath. KILL MY KINGDOMS THERE, PLEASE.

[Fireslash]

good to see you back

good luck guys, you were a bitch to crack, so we'll so how this goes

but either way should be a fun one

~Fire

[Carlos Danger]

lol, I am not quite sure what is going on here and I definitely can't add anything that will help to bundes conversation.

Just in case you look through your news and see me in there, yes we at TRR had also planned to hit you tonight. I had scouted and done some activities(I shall admit to no specifics but I am sure you can figure it out) earlier and then was waiting for Tara to get safely to work and KT to handle an irate Air Force person when I discovered SUCKS was hitting you guys so I backed off. By the time everyone got back they were already declared so we hit npcs . Just glad we didn't both hit because that would have been a cluster. Feel free to take out your aggressions on me at a later date and time.

Good luck to both sides and have fun killing each other.

[bundesbank]

it will be a good war if i lose both my kingdoms. i can then rule the lower scrolls like a mighty slumlord.

i'm already halfway there as the master of two swamps, one of which leif had the temerity to romp through.

[Nymphsong]

Tremendous up hit there Leto...if only wars had gone down like this back in the olden days...

[Leif]

OH MAN DID THIS THREAD EVER GO DOWNHILL/BEYOND X-RATED QUICKLY.

The return of the old school!!! THAT'S how war threads SHOULD go down! (aharhar)

BAM!

[Fireslash]

thanks nymph

~Fire

[Leif]

Tremendous up hit there Leto...if only wars had gone down like this back in the olden days...

All the credit goes to Fire... I suggested hitting you ;P

[Nymphsong]

Tremendous up hit there Leto...if only wars had gone down like this back in the olden days...

All the credit goes to Fire... I suggested hitting you ;P

Good thing Fire had other plans...you probably would have gotten our little guild pretty easily with the numbers advantage, but I promise you...your guild would had known it was in a fight. TRR and SUCK weren't the only guilds online with turns to burn last night when you two were trading scouts and sabs.

Nymph

[Aeropagitica]

Good hit. But I don't think the numbers posted were quite accurate. The gap had closed a bit leading up to the fight.

[Seska Dragonslayer]

The stats aren't quite right, but then again networth doesn't tell the full tale. We were in a defensive posture, with a strong mixture of defense troops and scum. SUCK was sitting more heavily scum, thus the lower networth.

Oddly enough, many of you maintained the high scum, low defense post-strike. Mr. H, I enjoyed that a lot. I hope it was as good for you as it was for me.

Fire. GET THE FUCK OFFLINE FOR ONCE.

[Jokingjoe]

Good strike--we were posed to riposte, so I think we've countered many of your gains tonight.