We've Come For You All [BAN vs. everyone]

[Aeyliea]

Not likely. I don't like 90K anchors sitting up there able to destroy qith impounity. Nope. Now way. I'll figure you out yet, Darnivan. I have the advantage of numbers

[Nagash]

Darnivan will just have to build lots of temples and forts, while maintaining a fuckload of scummies and GR-defensive troops. Those of us who got killed will do some major ankle-biting in the meantime to ensure you don't get the Darnieboo down.

It's funny how taking out the golden competition renders one rather impotent with regards to the red competition at the moment.

[Fireslash]

not too bad a war soo far

~Fire

[Aeyliea]

GR defense is pointless. Scum are by themselves more than strong enough to stop GRs, unless the realm hitting you is just a rch smaller in which case why bother when you could just burn or war it down.

And I, for one, am glad that you are having a rough time with all of us red ones....and as far as ankle-biting, welcome to the club. I been doing that since our first war with you

[Gili]

With luck we can switch war targets before we all drown

[Nether]

DSed some land before i logged off yesterday to find i was sorced like 6 times, dunno if i should be happy or dissapointed.

[Darnivan]

There aren't that many of us left Already half of the blue at the top are not in BAN and one of those we have left is already a parking lot. With the 4 we have left I don't think we can do all that much with downhit protection against the vast red sea with 3 attacks on 3 kingdoms that take massive turns each.

[Gili]

DSed some land before i logged off yesterday to find i was sorced like 6 times, dunno if i should be happy or dissapointed.

Think that was me...i wanted to offload some Elan...so i shared some Elan out to people. Very generous i was

[Gili]

There aren't that many of us left Already half of the blue at the top are not in BAN and one of those we have left is already a parking lot. With the 4 we have left I don't think we can do all that much with downhit protection against the vast red sea with 3 attacks on 3 kingdoms that take massive turns each.

We'll be greatful of that when the role is reversed. Tbh i think sweeping the scrolls is probably going to be a thing of the past, i was never a fan of it in the first place. We just didn't have anything else to do...at least we've had some fun the last few days

[Gili]

Triple post spam - Achievement unlocked!

I wait all bloody day for a quiet period to do my turns, actually plan my turns out(for a change)....i then downsize my troops(bloody goblins!) and my rings and i'm insta-drafted into a conference call *sigh*

I did my best at not seeming distracted whilst paying only partial attention to both work and my kingdom *cries*

[Kaz]

Was just looking at the guild ranks.

If DR managed to get one good strike in, and then everyone gave BAN peace, this age would be wide open for the first time.

Don't think it'll happen, but thought I'd point it out as it wont be the case for much longer.

[Mauhura]

WHOOO DA FOOOOK WOKE ME UP!?!?
*drags self from tunnels, the wonderful scents of war in the morning, exactly what she wanted. mmm roasting flesh and screaming people! Just what she thought it would be when they set watch last night. Ahh yes, she remembers this, a first of light strike, with the dawn they'd pour out of the tunnels at TAKE THE KING! CHARRRRGE! ... or so the morning went in her dreamy gobbie mind*

But it's not her goblin troops leading a charge, NO! They be defending! Oh sheeit!
The gobbiewench stomps around the grounds outside that one tunnel entrance, grabs some random troll and screams at him, "GIT YER SHTINKY ARSE BACK AT DE FOOKIN AMBUSH GROUND YA DAMN FOOKIN FOOL!" and belts the troll with a burning log from the fire. Troll runs off throwing some clothing back behind him from a poor ol' heathen peasant the troll had been gnawing on while defending the tunnels - hey, they're goblins, they eat whilst fighting, don't ask, it's very very messy! Gobbiewench curses at the sky:

"Gili! .... yer damn Prinzleee heedenz leeev bloody fookin bodiez all ovah ourz wenchiez landz 'un dat bitch dun like mess! AHH FOOOOK!! "

*Throws gobbie hands up, grabs a bloody arm from the ground and tosses it on the fire to roast for breakfast. They'd been waitin around in the tunnels since dawn but no other friendly banners were up early to go run with her Holy Goblin Horde. Such a shame.*

"Diz gobbie NOT cleanin diz sheeit up diz time! Weez eat our way to a clean killin field! " HARHARHARcoughhaaackgagspullsabonefromhermaw

And they did, Tara's gobbie army "cleaned up" the mess Gili's mens made by tossing de bodies & whatever-else on many'a firepit around various tunnel entrances and eating - well except the kobolds, they like it RAW.

[Gili]

Earlier that day...

The galley rocked and shuddered from side to side. Each of these steps forward sent the sailors tumbling on deck.

"D'uh boss?", a particular brave Orc greeted his Prince.

Gili was attempting to look heroic whilst trying his best to not lose his footing. "What be it....er...Orc?", Gili turned his face dramatically, "..and do step out o' t' way o' t' sun. Your hidin' me best side."

"Tired!", the Orcs brain struggled for words, "Giants tired! Giants kill! Not carry ships!"

Gili sauntered to the prow of the "Poseidon's Strumpet", he looked down the giants who were carrying the galleon did indeed look tired. "Drop anchor you scum!"

The Orc proceeded to soil himself where he stood.

"Dammit beast, not shit yourself. Stop the bloody ship! They weren't kidding when they said you goblin-kin would do as ordered."

Mumbling profanities to himself Gili proceeded to check out the landscape and consult his map.

"Seems we're deep in heathen lands", Gili sprinkles some Giant miniatures on the map. "Orc, see to this!", he gestures to the troop formations on the map.

A minute passes with the Orc seemingly just glaring in detail at the map.

"For every Giant you see on t' map, take 100 giants and send them t' that location. Got it!"

[Mauhura]

A scout group comes rushing back to the "command tunnel" in time to find Mauhura literally knee-deep in bloody carcasses and reading some old-ass scripts about how these people play at war.

"WHUUT!?" *she yells as spitting out a mouthful of meat she'd been sucking & gnawing on*

The supposed scout leader (the one poor FOOK the others decided would take the fall should they fail, at anything) approached, snuffling & slobbering an' (again) munching on something, or someone's entrails.

Deyz sheeps! Deyz Big Unz CARRY SHEEPS!

Mauhura just stared at him.

"Sheep? As in 'Baaa'?!? Sheep!?' DEEZ HEEDEN BRUNG SHEEP!?? Dey be launching into air or ...?"

The rest of the band scoff, the "leader" starts seriously chewing on the entrails in his maw then spits & says, "Noo no DEEZ TINGZ!" and using finger in the firepit ash he draws a quick stick-figure giant carrying a ship.

WHUUT!? ... On Deyz BACKZ!? ... Now wee zeen it all gobbiez! Make 'umz carry demz zale-tingz! Whut mizrrry!

This was the moment Mauhura decided to "free" all the Goblinz.
Or at least free the ones forced to carry the ships.

[Darnivan]

Yeah, I can't help much at all, it takes me 9 turns to make an attack on the highest ranked enemies.

Hopefully it is just as painful for you guys to try to hit me.

[Gili]

Prince Gili was lounging around in a hammock enjoying the sun when an Orc arrives, he salutes upon arriving. In doing so he drops a crate he was carrying to the

Startled by the smash on the floor Gili bolts up from his sleep, "I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER!!!!"

The Orc looks very puzzled and bends down to pick up the crate.

"Prince!", he waits Gili to notice him then proceeds, "Victory!!! Gold lots! Troll fa dinna!"

Gili rubs his eyes and gestures towards the crate.

The Orc pours the contents of the crate on to the deck. Amongst the gems and shinies is an ornate locked box.

Gili picks up the box and fiddles with the lock for a few minutes, eventually it opens. He carefully examines the phallic object.

"It appears to have some text on it. N...a...g...a...s...h. Nagash. V...i...b...e...r. Nagashes Viber", Gili releases control once he realises what it is"

The Orc remained.

"What else? Did i forget to tell you to return to duty?"

"Dere is som re-zit-ants to our fights. Mauhura. He, she, they", he shrugs, "has been rekrutin our boyz"

[Maverick]

Thought I could get the king, had to settle for #2.

If people want to talk about where this is all heading Im open.

[Darnivan]

Lol, we have almost nothing left. Even our acres on the ranking is misleading since a lot of that is on parking lots that would be better off downsizing it if they didn't need it to fluff defenses.

[Darnivan]

On another note, thanks for not listening to Gili about killing me before him so he could be king for a day.

[Aeyliea]

Welcome to the world of overwhelming numbers