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Help a newbie out?

Post by Redhead » Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:01 am

Hi, I'm new here. Can someone 'splain this whole game thing to me?
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Re: Help a newbie out?

Post by owly » Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:22 am

This game is about sex

Just joking looking at the time you joined and your sig I got the feeling you know more about this game than I do ;)......
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Re: Help a newbie out?

Post by bvaughan » Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:15 pm

yeah youve been around for a while it seems. But there are guides that will help you out if you need it. If you have any specific questions dont hesitate to ask

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Re: Help a newbie out?

Post by Kaz » Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:35 pm

Welcome back Redhead,

If you're seriously asking about the game, then it's pretty much the same game that has always existed (including troop stats) with a few bits added on.

Conquest is a zero turn rate king of the hill game that works like massacre did at evernight. Domination is a classic age based game with ranked quads instead of guilds.

Both games have a selection of NPC kingdoms forted defensively for their race giving you something to try and bring down, when you've fought the same old quad time after time.
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Re: Help a newbie out?

Post by Lady Maven » Sat Jun 25, 2011 4:33 am

I AINT joking, the whole game IS about sex. Kinky sex. With paddles and Connor involved.
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Re: Help a newbie out?

Post by Redhead » Sat Jun 25, 2011 4:38 am

Paddles +and+ Conner? Sweet.

I'm definitely going to need someone to hold my widdle hand...

How many of the old guard still drop by?
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Re: Help a newbie out?

Post by owly » Sat Jun 25, 2011 5:26 am

From time to time we see old time vet's return. You can ask me anytime if you have any questions but almost everyone here is more knowledgeable than I am. So for your last resort just scribe me.......
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Re: Help a newbie out?

Post by Jokingjoe » Sat Jun 25, 2011 3:30 pm

Heh, I remember serving Crystal under Redhead one age about 10 years ago as Elladan.

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Re: Help a newbie out?

Post by owly » Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:50 am

Jokingjoe wrote:Heh, I remember serving Crystal under Redhead one age about 10 years ago as Elladan.
You worked under her? Is she a real redhead?
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Re: Help a newbie out?

Post by Jokingjoe » Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:34 am

Silly Owl.

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Re: Help a newbie out?

Post by Redhead » Wed Jun 29, 2011 2:40 am

Elladan!! How's stuff.

I see from Owly's comment that some things at Monarchy never change...
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Re: Help a newbie out?

Post by owly » Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:49 am

I changed today in-fact

Changed my diapers
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Re: Help a newbie out?

Post by Jokingjoe » Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:12 am

we continue to fight the good fight as best we can. We win some, we lose some. I tried to get Uncas to come back, but he won't return my messages :(

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