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Anybody want to party with me?

Post by owly » Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:47 pm

i give you good time 8-) ;) :D :mrgreen:
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Re: Anybody want to party with me?

Post by owly » Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:34 am

No takers?

i have you know i just shaved my legs, belly button and under arms.......
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Post by Nether » Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:33 am

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Re: Anybody want to party with me?

Post by Venus » Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:32 am

belly button?
wait
dont answer that
pretend this post didnt happen
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Re: Anybody want to party with me?

Post by owly » Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:54 am

i'm into long walks on the beach, poetry, and cybersex
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Re: Anybody want to party with me?

Post by Raknarak » Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:17 am

Did you shave your back, ear and nose hairs?
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Re: Anybody want to party with me?

Post by owly » Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:22 pm

i shaved my back hairs or what i could reach, my nose and ear hair i left in tacked i use those for ticklers
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Re: Anybody want to party with me?

Post by Raknarak » Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:12 pm

Sorry, man. Ear and nose hair and the trimming of is a dealbreaker.

{Edit thingy} I decided it's more humorous, this way. Plus, I won't get my butt kicked.
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Re: Anybody want to party with me?

Post by owly » Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:17 pm

i know crap fu thats when you make all the bruce lee noises and then you get your ass kicked.........
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Re: Anybody want to party with me?

Post by Raknarak » Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:19 pm

I know Crap Fu too! Except I usually kick my own butt. *LOL*
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Re: Anybody want to party with me?

Post by owly » Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:02 pm

Crap fu is a ancient art studied by weaklings long before us and it will be studied long after us, it should be studied by everyone with a pot belly like me. Making Bruce Lee noises is no easy task, so is getting your ass kicked directly after. i'm a true master and willing to teach my craft to all those that need it, anybody here can just PM me and ill teach it to you......
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Re: Anybody want to party with me?

Post by Immigrant » Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:48 am

i shaved my back hairs or what i could reach
something like this?
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or nothing says party like...
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Re: Anybody want to party with me?

Post by owly » Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:23 am

i got the bra cut :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Re: Anybody want to party with me?

Post by owly » Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:11 pm

You grossed my girlfriend out immigrant lol
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Re: Anybody want to party with me?

Post by Raknarak » Sun Jan 24, 2010 9:14 pm

I think I'll do the Superman cut. That one's just flipping funny!
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Re: Anybody want to party with me?

Post by TEVA » Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:03 am

If you decide to fo the superman cut please take a pic and show us.
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Re: Anybody want to party with me?

Post by Gerien » Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:13 am

I have never seen a thread that deserved to die more than this one. :roll:
And I never even got my own damn posting title!

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Re: Anybody want to party with me?

Post by owly » Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:28 am

This thread doesn't deserves to die i'm now having cybersex with 5 members via PM's if it stays alive i might reach the teen mark :P :o :shock: :mrgreen:

edit/Not to mention i'm now teaching 4 members Crap Fu.......
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Re: Anybody want to party with me?

Post by MoP » Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:15 am

Gerien wrote:I have never seen a thread that deserved to die more than this one. :roll:
It's only a matter of time before Ownly creates a new one.
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Re: Anybody want to party with me?

Post by Nagash » Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:09 pm

*grin*



I thought you liked waxed chests, master Gerien! :P
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