I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

TEVA · Post by **TEVA** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:34 am

I say there is no wedding bells period he will bale out before that happens.

Venus · Post by **Venus** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:39 am

i have a build a bear with a tuxedo on!
it was a gift...

lol

bigSparky · Post by **bigSparky** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:28 am

I'm with Venus. It's gonna happen quick or not at all.

Atla · Post by **Atla** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:40 pm

She rocks a IUD, no condoms required to ride!

Woooohoooo! Slippity SLIDE!

owly · Post by **owly** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:56 pm

Soon there will be a little Atla running around, i bet on that.....

TEVA · Post by **TEVA** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 3:44 am

Sorry Owly I dont see any little Alta running around either just not in the cards and since she IUD she not looking for kids either.

owly · Post by **owly** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 2:42 pm

whats IUD?

Post by **Teanos** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 3:14 pm

isn't that the device that a woman puts in her vagi-gi that is like napalm to sperm?

Gerien · Post by **Gerien** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 5:58 pm

IntraUterine Device.

And yes, Teanos is essentially (if poetically) correct. Although they actually don't stop sperm, they just keep the fertilized egg from implanting in the uterine wall, so I guess they're more like napalm to eggs.

Atla · Post by **Atla** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:40 pm

Sex without condoms is kinda...messy.

But life without Nonoxine Nine smells so much better.

Raknarak · Post by **Raknarak** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:37 pm

Over the weekend, I was informed that I owe Atla an apology for the skirt and Lady Bic remarks, or anything pertaining to his masculinity. As it was my wife who said it...

I'm sorry, Atla. I will no longer taunt you.... Well, about that.

Now, the reason for this? It seems that knowing all the words to Bad Romance, or anything by Lady Gaga is not exactly "manly."

Atla · Post by **Atla** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:29 pm

I like Poker Face.

Hey Gerien - when anything of Lady Gaga's starts playing, do you feel the strange uncontrollable urge to get your dance on?

Gerien · Post by **Gerien** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:02 pm

No. When Erasure comes on do you?

Nato · Post by **Nato** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 3:27 pm

P.S. An IUD does not protect you from the clap or HIV. If you are using an IUD for birth control, you should both be in a mutually monogamous relationship in which BOTH of you have been tested for STIs.

Oh, and N-9 is not only totally gross, but can increase risk for contracting HIV.

This has been sex ed with Nato.

Gerien · Post by **Gerien** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 3:47 pm

Boobies! Oh wait, wrong thread.

MoP · Post by **MoP** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:27 pm

It is never the wrong thread for boobies!

Soupedupman™ · Post by **Soupedupman™** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:58 pm

Yes, to steal, paraphrase and mutilate an old slogan:

There's always room for boobies!

Atla · Post by **Atla** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:25 pm

Nato wrote:P.S. An IUD does not protect you from the clap or HIV. If you are using an IUD for birth control, you should both be in a mutually monogamous relationship in which BOTH of you have been tested for STIs.

Oh, and N-9 is not only totally gross, but can increase risk for contracting HIV.

This has been sex ed with Nato.

I'm HIV clean. I already ran two blood tests for the Marine Corps, and yesterday I had blood drawn for my annual check.

Her? I've no idea.

I guess I could just peek inside her vagina and see if anything waves at me.

owly · Post by **owly** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:31 pm

i just had a aids test and i don't have it, thats the first time i was tested i slept with so many girls i was always affraid i had it. But no worries now.....

bvaughan · Post by **bvaughan** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:36 pm

Gerien wrote:Boobies! Oh wait, wrong thread.

LOL!

Monarchs Glen

I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

Re: I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

Re: I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

Re: I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

Re: I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

Re: I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

Re: I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

Re: I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

Re: I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

Re: I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

Re: I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

Re: I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

Re: I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

Re: I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

Re: I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

Re: I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

Re: I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

Re: I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

Re: I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

Re: I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

Re: I have a blind date tonight! ... with a mom. :(

Who is online