Alcohol

Dreck · Post by **Dreck** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:32 am

I love it. Anyone else?

bigSparky · Post by **bigSparky** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:44 pm

Love it. Unfortunately, that love led to my being allergic to it.

Grunt · Post by **Grunt** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 1:23 pm

http://youtu.be/q3zkkLckeyM

I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
With somebody twice your size

I been known to cause a few break ups
I been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work.

And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux France
Been making the bars lots of big money
And helping white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
But college, now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You’ll never remember with me
Alcohol
Alcohol

I got blamed at your wedding reception
For your best man’s embarrassing speech
And also for those
Naked pictures of you at the beach

I’ve influenced kings and world leaders
I helped Hemmingway write like he did
And I’ll bet you a drink or two that I can make you
Put that lampshade on your head

‘Cause since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux France
Been making a fool out of folks just like you
And helping white people dance
I’m medicine and I am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
You had some of the best times
You’ll never remember with me
Alcohol
Alcohol

bigSparky · Post by **bigSparky** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:35 pm

That's cool and also accurate Grunt. Except I don't think there's anything that can help my dancing.

Jokingjoe · Post by **Jokingjoe** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:24 am

Ah..alcohol, my old friend. It's a shame I've had to cut back cause you come with too many calories.

owly · Post by **owly** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 6:31 am

cool poem grunt

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:32 am

i dont drink. but i heard alchyhol is good for you

Grunt · Post by **Grunt** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:57 am

I heard water is bad for you
It rusts steel and rots wood

Immigrant · Post by **Immigrant** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:10 am

grunt for president!

Dreck · Post by **Dreck** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:02 am

nice song/video

Tara · Post by **Tara** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 5:36 pm

Grunt's post made me think of at least 2 or 3 different Bashes.

.... wait

... nope yea

for all of it.

Altho I do take more for the greens than the barley these days, but it's all good.

Amb · Post by **Amb** » Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:05 pm

Mmmm... i do love my alcohol lol not always proud of what I end up doing when I've had too much of it lmao but still love it

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