Monarchs Glen

(ooc - did not see this one, apologies! We were busy trying to find ourselves with turns to use and not talk back in aviary to let you know we were around lol! - let's use this one then, ya got me by 9 mins sir.) *stumbles faking a lady-like curtsie, holds out a hand to a random slobery kobold* - sh...

(ooc) And just so you know - I don't think the T.A.R.D.I.S. was involved - Mickal has been making his way around Europe on a brainiacs dream vacation of touring and lecturing and whatnot. Science celebrity. I can see it now .... =) he had said hoped to be back in contact before end of age but if not...

(post is copied to original war thread here
beat us by minutes ... just like an antsy king ta hurry people along ;>

The Red Ranks will fight for Barnabas once again.
Should have returning players.

(one week ago) Building was decently on par with the heathen, though their doctor had ventured out to the Free Cities (done-gone LETOZZZSHTINKEEETOESZEEZZ!) they still held their ground within what most now called the Empire. Though deez goblinzz were in some ways far-removed from city-politics, de...

OH, I will get my noble WEnchie--don't you think I won't! bahahaha! she's a royal WE in her head sometimes! but just sooozzz yaz know - that we usually means dezwenchie and brothers and sisters and family and such and whatnot and etc. some other times though, it just refers to the voices in her hea...

Seems whilst diggin for Nymphsong and Carlos, the goblinz happened upon a quiet fray in the dark between some heathen un'za Brother of the Ranks. Attacks from two on one ooooooo bad newz indeeedz! Deez ourz Rulezz (not many but one is) TRR watch deyz guild news 'un Brothers answer in kind. GMs talk ...

WHHYYYY!!!*goblins cry* Why we hav'ta keep digging over THERE!? weez'a'no want demz shitty Free Cities !! Coz we find dat Nymphman! sheez want it done wEEEZ do it! DIG! *goblinz dig deyz tunnels. Strict orders. No Distractions. Nymphsong would be a high-payed-prize indeed. MmmmmNYMPH!! Somewheres al...

*Horance, Tara's good and Faithful , blind one-legged kobold makes his hobbling way through de Tunnelz to Maz's position, still outside Nymphsong's borders. Horance ordered to see deez 2 missives delivered on their wenchiewitch's behalf... To GOBLINZ and former-NIR masters... The letters, written o...

(ooc'ly = Nymph! If you were on this side this time my friend, you would have been so proud of us! LOL!! ... as it is ... you TOO SHALL HURT!!! heeheeee *coughsspuffff de Holy Hookah* ..... I'll just wait here and watch fer yaz in my brother's news! cuz YOU is all YOU have left. ah-HA! ;) -back'at'c...

...Or, "So you think you can dance?" ....... wait that's a show CARLOS (faint Spanish guitar strums* ) told us about from "the real world"..damnit! Either way some of yas are dead! We push on before we digress! So here weeez be, we set de scene: goblinz gathered up in de tunnelz crowded in with hum...

Tara wrote:....it's up to our Ranks to meet them....

As de wenchiewitchiebesayin, it's up to The Ranks to meet them.

...check yer news.

oh, not you, Angies.

Weeza mean demz udderonez heedenz heheh

The tunnelz that ran below the lands now known as the Disputed Kingdoms were still alive with post-war activities. Take a peek outside and Red dragons could still be seen circling above the heads of giants as troops made their way out and off once again. While the brothers of The Ranks were above gr...

Diz goblin wench been snoozin smokin drinkin an' stompin an' mutterin around de tunnelz long enough. Meez follow de scent of Bundeseszzz through the tunnelz when he left. Weez follow himz out to yooooz. Heedeenz. TRAITOR! (heheh) Weez here fer Bundes. He t'ink we no see him leave. eh? Bad bankier! W...

It would be a problem she knew, making the witch understand Carlos was .. well just not around at the moment, but this goblin wench had tried to make sure they could still hold a presence of sorts. It would also be a problem to explain to her how their goblinscum had been captured and apparently con...

Down in de tunnelz the goblins were eatin breakfast for dinner and the tunnelz smelled like a strange mixture of bird eggs and meat and strangely enough, honey. This one gobbiewench sat closest to one of the fires that dotted around in alcoves throughout the maze below the cities, below many of the ...

Snores, and snores, and more snoring. Sleeptime. Hmmms. Nice times. Some low low hummmms and snores and sighs through their tunnels, nice and peaceful. Those sounds of sleeping gobbiez and their kin tucked away in their spots and caves and ruts and homes along the way of a vast tunnel system made a ...

...nothing felt right other than being a Barnie. I remember that one! *throws bones out* Ocelot is mine fer the Redz. Keep back you heathen scum! ;> *gets whispered at by her oldassoldmangoblinkoboldthingHorance, "Maz!*hackcoughmumblespitzzz* deyz dun bidz or claimz umz no morez. aww *snickerzHACCC...

well den Seska don'jooz go 'round hittin my guild eederz. T'reez 'un out eh? "got on yer radar"? what diz RADAR?! More Heedenz Sorcery!! Horance! *the old goblin spits out his lunch and hobbles over to her* Joooz find diz radar stoofz ol' Seska be talkin on aboot 'un steal dat evil sorcery fer us! g...

Down deep in de Tunnelz de gobbie wenchie un armiez follow smellz of war. Eventually good ol' faithful Horance returns with NEWZ! Letters and shapes scratched into the flesh of an elf ear and handed to Mauhura, all slobbery un' nazzzzty. Obviously, she read, then ate it right away. "Weez in wrong Tu...