Kensington sits up and raps his head against the table.
"urgh”
He looks around around at the empty bottles and discarded food.
" Have I missed the party?"
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- Tue Oct 27, 2020 10:32 pm
- Forum: Comments
- Topic: It's Been 21 Years...
- Replies: 6
- Views: 4633
- Sat Jun 29, 2013 12:50 am
- Forum: Guilds
- Topic: EMPIRE Strikes LAW
- Replies: 46
- Views: 26349
Re: EMPIRE Strikes LAW
Aeyliea, come back please. This kind of shit always happened but with a smaller player base it just comes home to roost a little more. The more guilds we have the better the game, talk with the rest of the faith our doors our open, we shall not stand idle by, retribution shall be felt. If you were o...
- Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:18 pm
- Forum: Guilds
- Topic: EMPIRE Strikes LAW
- Replies: 46
- Views: 26349
Re: EMPIRE Strikes LAW
I need a drink, it is all too confusing.
- Sat Jun 22, 2013 10:11 am
- Forum: Guilds
- Topic: POO strikes The Free(TFC)
- Replies: 32
- Views: 19324
Re: POO strikes The Free(TFC)
Reading the messages from the pigeons this morning it appears the entire POO outfit was drunk last night including myself. No doubt we shall be apologising for wrong hits later.
- Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:12 pm
- Forum: Guilds
- Topic: POO strikes The Free(TFC)
- Replies: 32
- Views: 19324
Re: POO strikes The Free(TFC)
Kensington re-read the missive, and then read the one below, the sub-missive. The first said 'ATTACK FRIDAY, DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE DRUNK ALL WELCOME' Kensington was happy with that as he was likely to be drunk. In fact as he thought about it, when wasn't he drunk? The second said 'BUGGER IT ATTA...
- Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:42 pm
- Forum: The Disputed Kingdoms [RP]
- Topic: Tavern RP(-lite)
- Replies: 4
- Views: 12085
Re: Tavern RP(-lite)
Kensington postured hands on hips and thrust his pelvis forward 'What haven't I been up tooo!'
'Flash by name and Flash........'
'Been watching too many reruns of Blackadder' said Kensington sheepishly.
'Flash by name and Flash........'
'Been watching too many reruns of Blackadder' said Kensington sheepishly.
- Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:20 pm
- Forum: Guilds
- Topic: We POO-t a LAW to END it
- Replies: 36
- Views: 21471
Re: We POO-t a LAW to END it
Kensington was awoken by a loud banging. He vowed it was the last time he took a room next to the brothel. Gathering his belongings he made his way across town to his latest Keep, a small maisonette by the seaside. Knocking on the door he summoned his servant Keto. 'Keto' he knocked some more ' Open...
- Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:19 pm
- Forum: Guilds
- Topic: We POO-t a LAW to END it
- Replies: 36
- Views: 21471
Re: We POO-t a LAW to END it
Gili was never good at using a map.
- Sat Jun 01, 2013 12:45 am
- Forum: Guilds
- Topic: Cleaning up the Wolf Poo (POO attack SW)
- Replies: 23
- Views: 12367
Re: Cleaning up the Wolf Poo (POO attack SW)
'SIR!' 'By the Gods man, have ye constipation? or is there some other reason to wake up the entire town?' said Kensington. 'Well Sirrr!' the man replied 'There is a red thing glowing in the stables!' 'AHA!' exclaimed Kensington 'You mean (Dah doh daaaaaah!) the LETO phone!' 'Welll..... it is red...'...
- Fri May 17, 2013 11:27 pm
- Forum: Guilds
- Topic: Sorcery Spells
- Replies: 9
- Views: 5222
Re: Sorcery Spells
I guess I was talking in general Kaz, been a long time since I played but the notion of some action beating another one is the equality needed. A guild could invest heavily in sorcery but always be beaten by those with troops, those with troops beaten by scum and so on. The guild who wins is the one...
- Fri May 17, 2013 10:51 pm
- Forum: Comments
- Topic: People i want to summon back to Canon/Monarchy
- Replies: 293
- Views: 229342
Re: People i want to summon back to Canon/Monarchy
Bah.
'Sheep?' said a pirate at the bar.
'Possibly' answered Kensington.
All the old Inquisitors. They were a great bunch.
'Sheep?' said a pirate at the bar.
'Possibly' answered Kensington.
All the old Inquisitors. They were a great bunch.
- Fri May 17, 2013 10:44 pm
- Forum: The Disputed Kingdoms [RP]
- Topic: Tavern RP(-lite)
- Replies: 4
- Views: 12085
Re: Tavern RP(-lite)
Kensington consulted the map, bloody cheeky thing, you told it where you were going and then in some cheery woman's voice it spoke of 'Travelling for a league North, avoid the oasis of despair, make sure you are in the right lane to enter the castle by the south.' and so on. Eventually, however, he ...
- Fri May 17, 2013 10:30 pm
- Forum: Guilds
- Topic: Sorcery Spells
- Replies: 9
- Views: 5222
Re: Sorcery Spells
The problem as it always had been is to not make one method more powerful than others.
The game 'Scissors, paper, stone' probably gives a good way of making sure that all things are beatable.
The game 'Scissors, paper, stone' probably gives a good way of making sure that all things are beatable.
- Fri May 17, 2013 10:24 pm
- Forum: Guilds
- Topic: Blue falls like tears from the sky~ {Everyone versus Angie}
- Replies: 43
- Views: 26521
Re: Blue falls like tears from the sky~ {Everyone versus Ang
Kensington lounged by the bar, supposedly the returning bar staff had cleared the vats of rats but he was still picking hairs out of his teeth. Somebody from the brewery was obviously having fun by naming their latest ale 'Rodents Revenge'. The last few days had been quiet, Kensington had sent his b...
- Wed May 15, 2013 10:08 pm
- Forum: Guilds
- Topic: Blue falls like tears from the sky~ {Everyone versus Angie}
- Replies: 43
- Views: 26521
Re: Blue falls like tears from the sky~ {Everyone versus Ang
Kensington received the message, wiped away the pigeon excrement and attempted to read Gili's bad handwriting. 'Aaaaah' 'Ooooh' 'Indeeeeed' It was then that Kensington realised that a) He had forgotten all about war b) he had no-one except a few pigeons and rats to go to war with A plan was formulat...
- Sun May 12, 2013 7:43 pm
- Forum: Guilds
- Topic: roll call!
- Replies: 98
- Views: 56325
Re: roll call!
Been a while Gili, but it seems I have a bit more time on my hands lately!
- Sat May 11, 2013 10:19 am
- Forum: Guilds
- Topic: roll call!
- Replies: 98
- Views: 56325
Re: roll call!
Kensington stared at the gates to his city, old gates, rusty gates the kind that had not been looked after in years. However, they were his gates and a spot of WD40 would not go amiss. With trepidation he edged his way back into the city, deserted streets, the peasants had long ago moved elsewhere, ...
Re: English
Down here in Southend and where I work, English has been bastardised into 'Estuary English'.
- Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:33 pm
- Forum: Comments
- Topic: what faith for your guilds ???
- Replies: 40
- Views: 20593
Re: what faith for your guilds ???
If I resurrect the guild there would be only one faith for it ........ hmm what was it again ....*taps finger against head* ......*time passes*...
- Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:29 pm
- Forum: Comments
- Topic: The Television Thread
- Replies: 38
- Views: 22319
Re: The Television Thread
The latest one to hit the airwaves over here is 'Flash Forward' so I have a watch of that on Wednesdays. 'Waking the Dead' has just finished so I need something to fill that hole. 'Criminal Minds' is a good watch but I am waiting for the new series to start. I used to watch 'Without a Trace' but sin...