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by Kensington
Tue Oct 27, 2020 10:32 pm
Forum: Comments
Topic: It's Been 21 Years...
Replies: 6
Views: 4633

Re: It's Been 21 Years...

Kensington sits up and raps his head against the table.

"urgh”

He looks around around at the empty bottles and discarded food.

" Have I missed the party?"
by Kensington
Sat Jun 29, 2013 12:50 am
Forum: Guilds
Topic: EMPIRE Strikes LAW
Replies: 46
Views: 26349

Re: EMPIRE Strikes LAW

Aeyliea, come back please. This kind of shit always happened but with a smaller player base it just comes home to roost a little more. The more guilds we have the better the game, talk with the rest of the faith our doors our open, we shall not stand idle by, retribution shall be felt. If you were o...
by Kensington
Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:18 pm
Forum: Guilds
Topic: EMPIRE Strikes LAW
Replies: 46
Views: 26349

Re: EMPIRE Strikes LAW

I need a drink, it is all too confusing.
by Kensington
Sat Jun 22, 2013 10:11 am
Forum: Guilds
Topic: POO strikes The Free(TFC)
Replies: 32
Views: 19324

Re: POO strikes The Free(TFC)

Reading the messages from the pigeons this morning it appears the entire POO outfit was drunk last night including myself. No doubt we shall be apologising for wrong hits later.
by Kensington
Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:12 pm
Forum: Guilds
Topic: POO strikes The Free(TFC)
Replies: 32
Views: 19324

Re: POO strikes The Free(TFC)

Kensington re-read the missive, and then read the one below, the sub-missive. The first said 'ATTACK FRIDAY, DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE DRUNK ALL WELCOME' Kensington was happy with that as he was likely to be drunk. In fact as he thought about it, when wasn't he drunk? The second said 'BUGGER IT ATTA...
by Kensington
Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:42 pm
Forum: The Disputed Kingdoms [RP]
Topic: Tavern RP(-lite)
Replies: 4
Views: 12085

Re: Tavern RP(-lite)

Kensington postured hands on hips and thrust his pelvis forward 'What haven't I been up tooo!'

'Flash by name and Flash........'

'Been watching too many reruns of Blackadder' said Kensington sheepishly.
by Kensington
Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:20 pm
Forum: Guilds
Topic: We POO-t a LAW to END it
Replies: 36
Views: 21471

Re: We POO-t a LAW to END it

Kensington was awoken by a loud banging. He vowed it was the last time he took a room next to the brothel. Gathering his belongings he made his way across town to his latest Keep, a small maisonette by the seaside. Knocking on the door he summoned his servant Keto. 'Keto' he knocked some more ' Open...
by Kensington
Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:19 pm
Forum: Guilds
Topic: We POO-t a LAW to END it
Replies: 36
Views: 21471

Re: We POO-t a LAW to END it

Gili was never good at using a map.
by Kensington
Sat Jun 01, 2013 12:45 am
Forum: Guilds
Topic: Cleaning up the Wolf Poo (POO attack SW)
Replies: 23
Views: 12367

Re: Cleaning up the Wolf Poo (POO attack SW)

'SIR!' 'By the Gods man, have ye constipation? or is there some other reason to wake up the entire town?' said Kensington. 'Well Sirrr!' the man replied 'There is a red thing glowing in the stables!' 'AHA!' exclaimed Kensington 'You mean (Dah doh daaaaaah!) the LETO phone!' 'Welll..... it is red...'...
by Kensington
Fri May 17, 2013 11:27 pm
Forum: Guilds
Topic: Sorcery Spells
Replies: 9
Views: 5222

Re: Sorcery Spells

I guess I was talking in general Kaz, been a long time since I played but the notion of some action beating another one is the equality needed. A guild could invest heavily in sorcery but always be beaten by those with troops, those with troops beaten by scum and so on. The guild who wins is the one...
by Kensington
Fri May 17, 2013 10:51 pm
Forum: Comments
Topic: People i want to summon back to Canon/Monarchy
Replies: 293
Views: 229341

Re: People i want to summon back to Canon/Monarchy

Bah.

'Sheep?' said a pirate at the bar.

'Possibly' answered Kensington.

All the old Inquisitors. They were a great bunch.
by Kensington
Fri May 17, 2013 10:44 pm
Forum: The Disputed Kingdoms [RP]
Topic: Tavern RP(-lite)
Replies: 4
Views: 12085

Re: Tavern RP(-lite)

Kensington consulted the map, bloody cheeky thing, you told it where you were going and then in some cheery woman's voice it spoke of 'Travelling for a league North, avoid the oasis of despair, make sure you are in the right lane to enter the castle by the south.' and so on. Eventually, however, he ...
by Kensington
Fri May 17, 2013 10:30 pm
Forum: Guilds
Topic: Sorcery Spells
Replies: 9
Views: 5222

Re: Sorcery Spells

The problem as it always had been is to not make one method more powerful than others.
The game 'Scissors, paper, stone' probably gives a good way of making sure that all things are beatable.
by Kensington
Fri May 17, 2013 10:24 pm
Forum: Guilds
Topic: Blue falls like tears from the sky~ {Everyone versus Angie}
Replies: 43
Views: 26521

Re: Blue falls like tears from the sky~ {Everyone versus Ang

Kensington lounged by the bar, supposedly the returning bar staff had cleared the vats of rats but he was still picking hairs out of his teeth. Somebody from the brewery was obviously having fun by naming their latest ale 'Rodents Revenge'. The last few days had been quiet, Kensington had sent his b...
by Kensington
Wed May 15, 2013 10:08 pm
Forum: Guilds
Topic: Blue falls like tears from the sky~ {Everyone versus Angie}
Replies: 43
Views: 26521

Re: Blue falls like tears from the sky~ {Everyone versus Ang

Kensington received the message, wiped away the pigeon excrement and attempted to read Gili's bad handwriting. 'Aaaaah' 'Ooooh' 'Indeeeeed' It was then that Kensington realised that a) He had forgotten all about war b) he had no-one except a few pigeons and rats to go to war with A plan was formulat...
by Kensington
Sun May 12, 2013 7:43 pm
Forum: Guilds
Topic: roll call!
Replies: 98
Views: 56325

Re: roll call!

Been a while Gili, but it seems I have a bit more time on my hands lately!
by Kensington
Sat May 11, 2013 10:19 am
Forum: Guilds
Topic: roll call!
Replies: 98
Views: 56325

Re: roll call!

Kensington stared at the gates to his city, old gates, rusty gates the kind that had not been looked after in years. However, they were his gates and a spot of WD40 would not go amiss. With trepidation he edged his way back into the city, deserted streets, the peasants had long ago moved elsewhere, ...
by Kensington
Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:33 am
Forum: Comments
Topic: English
Replies: 22
Views: 12209

Re: English

Down here in Southend and where I work, English has been bastardised into 'Estuary English'.
by Kensington
Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:33 pm
Forum: Comments
Topic: what faith for your guilds ???
Replies: 40
Views: 20593

Re: what faith for your guilds ???

If I resurrect the guild there would be only one faith for it ........ hmm what was it again ....*taps finger against head* ......*time passes*...
by Kensington
Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:29 pm
Forum: Comments
Topic: The Television Thread
Replies: 38
Views: 22319

Re: The Television Thread

The latest one to hit the airwaves over here is 'Flash Forward' so I have a watch of that on Wednesdays. 'Waking the Dead' has just finished so I need something to fill that hole. 'Criminal Minds' is a good watch but I am waiting for the new series to start. I used to watch 'Without a Trace' but sin...

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